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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Have I become too naughty?
Said Lad Boy, his voice slightly haughty.
He knows his stuff.
He's just naughty enough.
And just a little bawdy.
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I sometimes think I'm too nice.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I sometimes think I'm too nice
A little bit sugar, a little bit spice
But don't get me riled
My behaviour is already filed
for eating three blind mice
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Are we going too far?
Do reputations we mar?
by talking philander
our friends we slander
helping Quislet's clients by far
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I believe Woodrow Wilson was right
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I believe Woodrow Wilson was right
When he said, "I undress only at night
I don't want you to see
My satin lingeree.
By the gleam of the rosy dawn's light."
(I admit I took liberty with the pronunciation of "lingeree")
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While scratching my thigh in September
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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While scratching my thigh in September
I suddenly seemed to remember
My strange allergy
To the sting of the bee.
And I was laid up till November.
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Hip hip hurrah! Semi is back!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Hip hip hurrah! Semi is back!
His presence we've been at a lack
our prayers we did render
for our favorite bartender
let's hope he remains to unpack
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The most amazing thing did occur
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The most amazing thing did occur While watching Heston in Ben Hur The NRA Thought it too gay That Charlton's chest was lacking fur.  NEXT: While walking my doggie in the town
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While walking my doggie in the town
I was accosted by a clown
he spoke in rhyme
wasting my time
as he painted the town brown
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Whilst visiting Scotland Yard
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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Whilst visiting Scotland Yard
I found a business card
"Mysteries plain
I can explain"
signed Inspector Lestrade
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Traveling through France
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Travelling through France
I happened by chance
To spot a sight
Which gave me a fright
The corpse of Jack Palance
NEXT: What happened next?
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What happened next?
The Gendarmerie sought context
the actor's remains
with ruptured veins
made forensic experts vexed
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Inspector Clouseau found the clue
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Inspector Clouseau found the clue
In a large pile of French goose poo
"A-ha!," he said,
"I know why he's dead,
And if you think hard, so will you!"
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The reason he died is very clear
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The reason he died is very clear
Billy Crystal pushed him under a steer
he refused you see
to make 'City Slickers 3'
'cause Palance would rather play 'Lear'
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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After 700 Sundays in jail
Billy Crystalreally began to wail
Sorry I snuffed old Jack
If I could I'd take it back
And write another ending to this tale.
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When Billy saw the hangman's noose
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strange but not a stranger
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When Billy saw the hangman's noose
his bowels really let loose
He said a prayer
for the electric chair
Where he'd really get the juice.
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On the way to the electric chair
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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On the way to the electric chair
They asked the barber to shave his hair
After all that trouble
He still had stubble
So Billy said "You should have used Nair!"
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The power went out when they threw the switch
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The power went out when they threw the switch
We didn't get to see him twitch
the courts say they can zap but once
the warden felt like such a dunce
When Billy got out without a hitch
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Free again, Billy was shunned
But mostly, the public was stunned
To see him appear
In a movie that year
As a cowboy who'd been out-gunned.
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Billy called up Brittany Spears
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strange but not a stranger
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Billy called up Brittany Spears
but she was out it appears
Kevin was in
his friend Martin
had been visiting for years
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When will this story end?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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When will this story end?
Right now, Quislet, old friend.
I don't mean to be snotty,
but this thread's grown un-naughty,
And that's an unsuitable trend.
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If I met a half-drunken sailor,
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If I met a half-drunken sailor,
I'd whisk him away to my trailer
Where I'd say please unzip
Your pants have a rip
And I must send them off to my tailor.
(Naughty enough for you, Lad Boy?)
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Lad Boy went for a ride in the nude
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Lad Boy went for a ride in the nude We all whistled something crude He had just worked out We all had to shout "Show us a bit more, you prude!" (I tried to liven this up, but...  ) NEXT: What Lad Boy had to show
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What Lad Boy had to show
left the crowd all aglow
not from sensation
but nuke radiation
from his Chernobyl childhood, you know
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Legionadventureman's wit
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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Legionadventureman's wit
had made quite a hit
But these lines
aren't the kind
to make your sides split.
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Under the burning sun of Tharr
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Under the burning sun of Tharr
I wished upon that big hot star
For a glass of something cool
To drink beside the pool
Of the Inter-Galactic SHAKES Bar.
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Watching syncho swim is just my style
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