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(Assuming Xuun rhymes with moon)
While hot air ballooning on Xuun
I decided the people to moon
They so liked my buns
Even their nuns
They made me promise to come back soon
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While sailing the Indian Ocean
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While sailing the Indian Ocean
the boat took on a peculiar motion
The cause was discovered
when Lad Boy was uncovered
on a bunk with a flashlight and lotion
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And now he must walk the plank
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[Kudos, Ram Boy, one of the best limericks]
And now he must walk the plank
For that he has his passion to thank
Handsome Lad dude
Will be fish food
He should have saved it all for Hank.
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But no, our Lad Boy does not sink
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[Alas, in order to keep this thread alive, I must reply to my own post.  ] But no, our Lad Boy does not sink Though he takes a dip in the drink His pantaloons Act as balloons And he floats away with a wink. Next: Alas, my dove has flown the coop
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strange but not a stranger
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Alas, my dove has flown the coop
Took all my money in one swoop
My stuff in hock
She changed the lock
So I sit alone on the stoop.
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A lonely young man down on his luck
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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A lonely young man down on his luck
Loaded his stuff in an old pick up truck
He travelled the land
With a new wave band
Till gold with a hit record, they struck.
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Life in L.A. was too much for the man
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Legionnaire!
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Life in L.A. was too much for the man
Leaving was his only plan
At midnight he packed
all his stuff on Amtrak
Now in Macon, he lives in a van.
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Why did Ram Boy move to Georgia?
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strange but not a stranger
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Why did Ram Boy move to Georgia?
Instead of sunny California?
It's hard to find
a perfect ryhme
So I think I'll just end it now.
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Has this thread run it's course?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Has this thread run its course?
Are all of our rhymes sounding forced?
If the thread takes a rest,
That sometimes is best.
And then it will come back full-force!
Next (Whenever that may be):
Life on Legion World is just great.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Life on Legion World is just great.
There's no anger, or malice, or hate.
Just mind the rule;
Don't act like a tool,
and this super group you'll soon penetrate.
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When posting on Legion World I'd advise
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When posting on Legion World I'd advise
wearing a mask or some such disguise
It helps you avoid
people you've annoyed
when writing a limerick they despise.
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Quislet is looking forward to the Con
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Quislet is looking forward to the Con And seeing Legion World friends thereupon. Some he's already met; Others, not yet, Like that weird guy from Houston named John.  Next: A trip to the con will be fun.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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A trip to the con will be fun:
Some comics, some travel, some sun!
Drive to San Diego
In your Winnebago,
And bring back comics by the ton!
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Some of us will go in spirit
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Some of us will go in spirit. Others will wish they lived near it. Well, Ex was in town, DiDio shot him down, And if you check out DC's podcast , you'll hear it. Next: Writing new limericks is tricky
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Writing new limericks is tricky
Espcially when you have a hickey
Don't be rude
Or in the nude
Or things could end up awfully sticky.
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Certain Legion fans went to New York City
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Certain Legion fans went to New York City
The state of Legion affairs was a pity
Two comics are gone
The cartoon's no longer on
And DiDio is just trying to be witty.
Next: Legion of Three Worlds is still being drawn
Long Live all them Legions!
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Time Trapper
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Legion of Three Worlds is still being drawn
Let's hope it doesn't turn into Black Dawn
How many die
And leave fans to cry?
Will Jeckie turn into a gigantic prawn?
NEXT: There once was a fellow called Prime
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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There once was a fellow called Prime
He's Superboy, not Man, this time
Though he talks good trash,
He's afraid of Kid Flash,
But at least he's not written by Justin Thyme.
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Rockhopper Lad was shelving some books
Long Live all them Legions!
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Rockhopper Lad was shelving some books
Left out by inconsiderate schnooks
When they started to shout
Rocky tossed them out
A librarian is more than just dirty looks
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There once was lawyer named Quis
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There once was a lawyer named Quis
Who made a particular biz
Of knowing what's right
In blind Justice's sight
In Space Law he's also a wiz.
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A speech being made by one Yellow Kid
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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A speech being made by one Yellow Kid
Was for an office for which he'd bid;
"Come vote for me,
and soon you will see,
I'll accomplish more than Lardy ever did!"
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Lard Lad replied with a retort
Long Live all them Legions!
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Lard Lad replied with a retort,
"That's wrong and I'll take you to court!"
He hired a lawyer
Whose name was Tom Sawyer,
With skills of a fictional sort.
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The judge in the case then replied
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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The judge in the case then replied,
"Sorry, my hands are thus tied,
Political spin,
it may be a sin,
but on fee speech watch Yellow Kid glide."
NEXT:
Lardy's appeal case seemed doomed
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Lardy's appeal case seemed doomed
On the horizon failure loomed
when all at once,
he stopped being a dunce
"Quislet must defend me!" he happily boomed
NEXT:
Quislet prepared an airtight case
Long Live all them Legions!
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Quislet prepared an airtight case,
"I'll win at a world-record pace,
Their evidence is weak,
Their witnesses can't speak,
And their suits... just a fashion disgrace"
NEXT:
The jury was thusly sequestered
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