And would you believe, you got it right!
It's a really funny song (the funniest one on the list) about a straight guy who suddenly finds out that his best friend is gay and is in love with him, and how he deals with the shock of that revelation. I've put the English translations in bold.
Hope nobody gets offended by this, but since it's such a hit back here (and even my international pals find it funny) I thought I'd post it here too.
THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU, PAREone look and then yun iba na
one look and then it all changedmalagkit dumikit ang tingin ng mata
his stare was sticky as glueone smile,iba na ang ibig sabihin
one smile, and the meaning is different'di na friends,ang tingin nya sa akin
he doesn't see me as a friend anymoreeveryday parating we're together
everyday, we're always togetherevery week,palaging may sleepover
every week, we always have sleepoversang tawag nya sa mommy ko ay tita
he calls my mom "auntie"bakit ba,di ko non nakita
oh why didn't I see itbridge
until out of the blue,
this feeling so true
bigla nalang sinabi sa akin that
he suddenly told me thatchorus
this guy's in love with you pare,
this guy's in love with you pare
this guy's in love wiyh you pare
bading na bading sayo..
he's very very gay cause ofyou...(pare means really good pal/friend/buddy)di na ako makasagot ng telepono
I don't answer the phone anymorepalagi nyang kinakausap ang parents ko
he always tells my parentskulang daw sa tulog at di na makakain
he can't sleep and he doesn't eat anymorebakit ba? di pa non inamin
why didn't he say so beforerepeat bridge and chorus
everyday day ay rainy day and monday
every day's like a rainy day or Monday'coz 'di na ko maaya to come out and play
cause he can't get me to come out and playtinataguan na nga,palaging late o absent
i'm hiding from him, i'm always late or absentang sabi parin
he still says"i'll always have a friend that you can depend"
oohh...
di kailangan na mag-oonn...
you don't need to be "official"...
(in Filipino slang, when a boy and a girl are an "official couple", we say they're "on")parang talong at bagoooong...
just like eggplants and bagoong...
(bagoong is a smelly yet tasty sauce; eggplants are usually eating with it so this is like saying they're as close as bread and butter)this guy's in love with you pare
this guy's in love with you pare
this guy's in love with you pare
bading na bading
very very gayconverted parin
"converted" alreadyna nakikipag-fling sayo..
and having a fling with you...repeat chorus with..
oh no! my bestfriend's gay
it's the same old friend i had yesterday
and he's happy.. and gay...yeah..yeah..
na na na nananana na nanan na(2x)
