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I never, never, never understood what that was all about.

It has to rank as one of the stupidiest ideas AND images in Legion history. Top three easy.

What was the fucking point? I was flabbergasted when I saw it, and to this day I have no clue what that was about. Seriously was there any reason whatsoever? How much alcohol and narcotics were involved in the idea and the decision to go ahead with it.

Not a dream. Not a hoax. Not an imaginary story. More freakish than Fortress Lad! More bizarre than Arms Fall-Off Lad!

And he wasn't an intentional joke like them.

Atmos' Armpits - the modern standard of inanity in Legion!

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I blame it on atomic perspiration... frown


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I think he got a hold of some defective Speed Stick

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I betcha Dreamy told him to lose the armpits or lose her!

Whipped.

Dames, I tell ya, I donno, whataya gonna do...

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I think we should popularize "Atmos' armpits" as a utilitarian exclamation on Legion World.

"Atmos' armpits! Will you kindly shut the fuck up, you galactic Nasshole!"

"Did you read his last post? Atmos' armpits! Who gives a shit about Accordian King's weenie?!"

"Oh, frunt and Atmos' armpits... nobody thinks you're that ugly."

"There comes a point in every civil discussion where you simply have to say 'Atmos' armpits!' and then kick the guy in the nuts."

"Issue 462? Oh, yeah, sweet Atmos' armpits, I nearly came right there in the comic shop. Bob did."

So when you're at loss for the right words, remember the Mohawked Lummox with Lost Underarms.

Atmos' Armpits, everybody's doin' it!

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Well, at least they could never see him sweat, godammit!

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The One-Tenth-Invisible Kid!

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You think maybe that somewhere on Bgztl there might be two floaty furry patches?

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Now we all finally know where the tribbles got started.


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You think maybe that somewhere on Bgztl there might be two floaty furry patches?
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Nardo thought Winema and Tinya were on Earth...

Bada-boom!

Atmos' Armpits, that was crude but irresistable!

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Nardo said the F-word!


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"flabbergasted"?

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"frunt"?


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Keep looking!


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Oh, I gotcha.

"Fortress"

I can't believe he kisses his mom with that mouth.


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