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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Um, Cobie .... sounds like you need a lesson in safe sex (and I don't mean doing it in banks after-hours).  [/QB] First Lesson. Make sure the cruiser is firmly in "park" before climbing into the back seat. It is also advisable to park said cruiser somewhere secluded, away from the prying eyes of your young partner's parents, current or ex-lovers or innocent passersby.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I've heard abstinence is good also, but I can't seem to find it in any stores I go to... Feh. Nobody's buying that stuff in this day and age. I'm telling ya Cobie, getting fixed is the way to go. It's quick, safe and allows you to have as much (relatively) consequence-free sex as you watnt without having to worry about your little swimmers getting into places where they don't belong. Hell, in this day and age it's even reversable, should you ever decide to responsibly start a family. I learned my lesson after little Loser Beaver was born and then retconned-out of continuity. No more unplanned Alt ID children for me! 
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*starts taking down notes*
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Can I get a copy of those?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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You'd better pay attention back there. This WILL be on the Midterm!
Zoe! Would you like to come to the front and read that note that IB just passed you to the rest of the class?!?
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 I'd like to stay after class for some tutoring, Teacher Man!
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Come see me during my office hours Trysexual Girl. We can discuss enrolling you in one of my intensive hands-on seminars.
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I'd like an appointment as soon as possible, Lou. And if you have an apple you'd like me to polish...
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Now be good Trysexual Girl! I'll make you stay after class and pound my erasers!
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Cobie,
Given the recent rash of mysterious pregnancies and births on LW, and given the rather, um, *unique* nature of your genetic makeup, what is the Security Office doing about monitoring the situation for any potential threats to LW?
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OM, Currently, we have our staff working overtime to make sure the pregnant ladies are cared for and their children-to-be are being monitored. Thankfully, SoM's proposed budget isn't going through, or else we wouldn't be able to even consider doing this. In the meantime, we're on extra alert in case this is the prelude of some type of attack. The last thing we need is gigantic demon lords leaping out of pregnant wombs with fiery swords. (Hm, that was kind of funny to type...  ) So far, the births aren't that mysterious though. KZG impregnated Trysexual Girl (Congrats Girls!), and Miss Terious and I have a child on the way, as well as seven other 'children' currently on LW. Thankfully, Loser Lad had the foresight to ensure he would have no children. The only child we currently have to really worry about is the one in Miss T's womb that may fulfill the ancient prophecy that all of my children will be demons, robots or future world conquerers.
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No way, if I have to have a kid, everyone has to suffer with parenthood. This child isn't getting in the way of my career.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!
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 FATHER! Quick, someone has destroyed the DREAMERTERIA! It simply started caving in but everyone seems to have escaped. Everyone except Mother - she's nowhere to be found!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
OM,
Currently, we have our staff working overtime to make sure the pregnant ladies are cared for and their children-to-be are being monitored. Our staff? Haven't most of them gone missing? In the meantime, we're on extra alert in case this is the prelude of some type of attack. Evidently it was. So far, the births aren't that mysterious though. Not mysterious...? Oh, right. Forgot who I was talking to. The only child we currently have to really worry about is the one in Miss T's womb that may fulfill the ancient prophecy that all of my children will be demons, robots or future world conquerers. Why does this fail to reassure me?
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Five hundred semi naked female archers walk into the security offices. the leader a tall statuesque dark haired beauty, calls out.
"we have been sent by Primus Faraway to act as the personal bodyguard of the one known as Cobalt. We must tend to his every whim, do you know where he can be found? And we were told to tell him that due to his genetic makeup it is impossible for him to get us pregnant, tho why that should be of note is beyond us"
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Welcome Ladies!!!
You can never have too many semi-naked female archers around!!!
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Welcome indeed! Can't get pregnant? I think we better take this to my room over at Vee's Villa!
See OM, I'm already working on alternative plans on Legion World!
As for my Security Officers, trust me when I tell you that Invisible Brainiac, Emerald Empress, Arachne, Shark Lad, Furball, Super Lad Kid and Dev-Em are all in deep cover right now, gathering more information. No really, trust me.
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I feel so wierd with all these clothes on now.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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When in Rome and all...
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Hmm...but I don't know, will men stare at me if I'm naked?
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No, no of course not 
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They've all seen the holovids anyways...
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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