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Can you two take this inside Cobie's office and close the door, I need to clean the rest of this place...

My office could probably use a good cleaning, Abin. That's were a good amount of the LW population was concieved after all.

Princess:

To be safe, I wouldnd't sit on anything in here!

Just do what I do and carry around your own roll of plastic wrap. If you need to sit, just spread a bit of the plastic on the chair first. When you're done, just throw the plastic in the recycle bin (or give it to Abin for the giant ball of plastic wrap he's got going out back) and you're good to go. No fuss, no muss, no sticking to the furniture!

Loser dear, Princesses do not saran wrap their gowns. I mean, what if the paparazzi got wind of it?

Better that than having to explain mysterious stains on said gown my dear!

Don't worry Princess, Abin uses his Green Lantern ring to give this place a thorough cleaning. My desk is where he really needs to focus his willpower on.

I wonder if Shark Lad's tank is still leaking into IB's office?

And you're right to be worried Princess, you know how the paparazzi try to follow you around and take shots of us when you visit my office! It's hard for them to handle when two of the most famous LWers are in the same room together...

Hmmph!

Two can play that game, and Cobie knows that I play it better!

Poor Cobie, fame is such a hard thing to escape, but coming over to my place won't help you with that, paparazzi are all over there.

Fleetwood Mac is my all-time favorite band, hands down. Stevie Nicks is a goddess.

I also love Fiona Apple, Sarah McLachlan, Dave Matthews Band, & Maroon 5.

My personal tastes run from Mozart to Tony Bennett to Black Eyed Peas. I can't carry a tune in a bucket or play any instruments but I can appreciate good music and shake my tailfeather as needed!

Stevie Nicks is indeed. There music has inspired a lot of my bands songs. Speaking of my band, it has gone under a name change. We thought Holographic Misfits made a us sound like a heavy metal band, so now we're called Holographic Nature. And don't worry Des, your still an honorary member, and if I make it big, I'll have you sing back-up and put you on the cover of an album.

Your sales are sure to skyrocket with the legendary Cobalt Kid on the cover of your album...

Aw crap. What do you mean the sarcasm tags aren't activated?!?

No fair!

I'll put you on too if you want.

Sweet!

I'd buy a copy just to hear Zoe sing. But I'd buy two copies if Cobie Bear was on the cover. 'Cuz Cobie SPACE-RAWKS!

Hey, you could do like a "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" cover with all of the legendary, iconic figures of Legion World posing on the cover! That would Space RAWK!

We have a cover of me in a dress in it looks like I have wings, we could stick your faces in the wings, like a collage.

Cool! I like it!

Thanks Terry !

I'll gladly grace the cover! And I'm still honored to be an honorary member!

I'm here to spread joy, Des.

And the truth.

Is there some sort of conspiracy here that I should know about?

If their is, we're on the case now, trying to figure it out!

New to Legion World? I'm the Chief of Security, and I gladly offer my assistance in any security matters. And if you're interesting in a job, the Security Office has great salary oppurtunities and full benefits.

The place has just been cleaned, so take a seat anywhere!

Yes, a job, isn't that WHAT I NEED?

PS. Thanks for finally hiring me, what do I do?