Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)

You can still have nuts with your drink. We aim to please at SHAKES.

<thinks to himself, "Jeesh, you gotta have a thick skin in this business. Oh well, what can I expect after Vee won the Mr. Adonis contest last year>

You know SemiSweets, I was just catching up on the HoloNews. Seems like I missed a great deal while I was MIA. Not sure I understand everything that's going on what with all the conspiracy theories and all the new residents here all of a sudden. No wonder I'm in a State of Confusion.

Care to straighten me out later?

Straighten you out? What a horrible thought- never. In fact, I like you just as kinky as you are.

<wanders in>

<looks around>

Whats a guy gotta do to get a drink in here?

Just ask, starlight. Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a banana, would you, Danny?

Danny, I've got a favor to ask of you. would you mind tending bar for a few hours. I gotta pop out for a while.

Sure, I'll sit behind the bar for awhile. May have to lock up early though...

I'll leave the key in the usual spot...

Oh, and yes I brought a whole bunck of bananas with me...

I just wished to stop by SHAKES and interact with some of my constituents! Oh, and a Bgztlian Blue, please, dear.

Thanks, I knew I could count on you.

<Gives Danny a big hug. Slides into motorcycle jacket, picks up helmet and exits.

One Bgztlian Blue coming right up! It's an honor to have someone of your... stature in this establishment.

I know Semi will be sorry he missed you...

Why thank you, dear!

I must say, it is an honor to serve the public!

Your welcome, ma'am...

I have only returned to the World of posting recently after a couple days away. I couldn't resist lurking, though...

Is there REALLY a conspiracy afoot at Legion World?

In my extensive political experience, there are always conspiracies. In this case, I fear the worst.

<downs a Xanthu Xanadu>

Winema is paying for the next round, everyone!

Wow, what a great thing to do, Ms. Wazzo.

Hi guys. Danny, thanks so much for looking after things. It looks like you did a great job. Hey, is that Madame Wazoo? She looks pretty good considering she slept with a Carggite all those years. I hear it can really tire you out.

<takes off jacket and busies himself behind the bar>

Oh by the way, I hear there's a movement to curtail flirting. And you'll never guess who's leading it .............

<he seals his lips on this one>

Heh, I think flirting has it's place... Just not EVERYWHERE!!!!!

That said, you look good in that motorcycle jacket...

And I'll have a Kono Juice.

haven't seen you in here before, pardner. Kono juice coming right up.

<opens the corrugated cream-corn colored contraband Kono can carefully and pours>

First time here. Seems to be a very nice place.

<nods to Winema>

Fancy meeting you here Ms. Wazzo. I must say that you are looking quite well.

<pretends to sip drink>

Hey guys! All kinds of stuff going on out there! Oh...hello there Mr. Space Ranger, welcome to SHAKES. It's nice to met you in person and nice to have you here on LW. Things have gotten a little crazy around here!.

( pssst!! SemiSweet!!! What's SHE doing here? )

So we have heard back at HQ.

<pretends to sip drink>

I don't know most of the sentients here. Would you care to introduce me?

Hi Ranger,

I'm Danny!

Nice to meet you! I've heard all kinds of wonderful things about your exploits...

<motions to Ranger inconspicuously with eyes at Ms Wazzo>

And I'm Varalent, but just about everyone calls me Vee!