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Thanks again, but I'll be out of here in a couple of minutes too.

Groan. I need a breakfast martini.

I need a drink!!!!

Icy, I'd be happy to make you one but you really should feel well enough at home by now at SHAKES to make one for yourself.

What would you like?

*GROAN* You got any Alka-Bismoll-Seltzer, Vee?

I feel like a cat slept in my mouth.

Truth and Aww.. forget it.

Well it looks like things are being well looked after here. I just stopped in to drop off these papers for you to look over Vee. As I mentionned earlier, I'm deeding you half ownership in the bar. My gift to you.

Sorry Ranger, don't have any of that but I do have that other brand Pepto-Alka-Bismoll. Will that do? (BTW, rumor has it that you did sleep with a cat in your mouth. Seems you were snoring so loud, that MLLASH shoved Jinx in you mouth to shut you up!)

Right now... Anything even close!!

That might explain the hairballs all over my cruiser.

Yeech... that stuff tastes like recycled...

Thanks SemiSweets, but you really didn't have to do that. I was quite content as it was.

heeheehee this reminds me of a joke:

Four businessmen were having lunch when one gets called away for a phone call. The three remaining start bragging about their sons.

1: My son is very sucessful. He strted working as the errand boy in a stock brokers office. he learned the business, became a trader and is now a partner. He told me that today he was going to give his true love a stock portfolio worth $25,000.00

2: Well, my son started working at the local car dealership, worked up to manager, and bought out the owner. He has since started three more dealerships throughout the state. And he told me that today he was giving his true love a brand new $50,000.00 Jaquar.

3: That's nothing. My son started working at the local real estate agency. He then started his own company. He has offices in 5 other states now. And he told me that today he was giving his true love a new $300,000.00 house.

At that point the fourth man came back looking a little upset. The others asked what was the matter. He said, "well that was my son on the phone. He just told me that he was gay."

The others offered their sympathy.

4: It's not all bad. Today he got a $25,000 stock portfolio, a new Jaquar and a new house.

SemiSweets, I can't believe no one gave you the dancing numbers you asked for! Here they are for you, although a day late.

Thanks for the numbers Vee. <Big hug>.

Ranger, I heard you were drinking on the job!


Oh, why didn't you tell me, I could use a drink. Semi, Var, I'm on the clock right now, so you might as well make it strong!

Anyone around, come have a drink. It might be an interesting night, with Thora threatening to invade and all...

What'll it be CK?

How about some Venusian M'Oon Sh'Yne on the rocks to start?

Sounds good to me Var! Keep 'em coming!

Hi Ck,

Vee, I hear you've got a fresh shipment of Kono Juice. I think I need a rest tonite.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

Here ya go CK, so how's tricks?

One kono juice, coming right up!

Thanks, Vee.

CK I know you heard about Thora, Think she'll show up tonite?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

Hey Vee, before I forget, congrats on 1400 buddy.

Thanks Ranger, and congrats to you on # 247!

Thanks Vee, I didn't notice until you told me.


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!

Hello men and women!

Hey Danny want a drink???

Sure!