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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Don't worry SweetThing, between Babette, Biff, and Bi-Beer, STU should be JUST fine! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Oh wait, my bad. It wasn't bi-beer after all... just O'Doul's!  [STU calls it a night, and gives Semi and Vee some privacy   ]
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Aw, night STU. <Semi wonders if maybe Vee doesn't like a bit of an audience? Looks to see if Vee's nipples are any less perky.>
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Looks to see if Vee's nipples are any less perky and are they?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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<Appears, dazed and confused>
Sentients, Where am I... <looks around recognizes SHAKES>
How did I get here?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(but I'll stand thank you)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Ranger, hi. Have a seat. You poor guy, we been hearing all sorts of stories about your anal torture. In fact, that's all anyone is talking about. It's truly horrible, and we all wish your anus well.
So, dildo receptical boy, what can I get you? Oh sorry, did those words come from my lips? It must be the residual effect of the Taltor atmosphere.
Do you like joe and johnny like your bro?
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Just a straight JWB, and an explination, what in the bloody nass are you talking about? One minute I'm in my cruiser, the next I'm on Taltor, The next I'm here.
Except for some strange dreams I had... I think you and Vee were in them but I don't remember...
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(I Hope)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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Well Ranger, I do know the answers to your bewilderment, but, I've been through a lot lately and frankly I don't have the energy to recount it all to you. Take a look at www.LegionWorld.net for the last 10 days and you will find your answers. Now, what can I get you (besides Preparation H).
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Just the JWB.
<suddenly vanishes, without drink>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(but I wanted that drink Dammit!!!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Hmmpphh! So what am I going to do with this case of suppositories I got in especially for Ranger. Serves me right for caring.
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<a faint voice, possibly from California echoes thru SHAKES>
I'll Beee Backkk!!!
<silence>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(now I don't know which I want more)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Poor sod. Hope he feels better soon.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Do you like joe and johnny like your bro? Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Just a straight JWB Interesting. So apparently Almost New Kid has not one, but TWO boyfriends (named "Joe" and "Johnny")... and Space Ranger is attracted to some straight guy with the initials "JWB." [Runs off to the offices of the LMB Enquirer with this bit of salacious news! ]
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I always dread reading this thread the next morning and seeing what I wrote the night before.
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Semi, need any help setting up for the party later? Oh, BTW, any java ready?
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strange but not a stranger
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hmmm Semi needs to get posting if he wants to make it to 1000 by 4PST. He needs 22 posts in 3 hours. And I would expect quality posts, no padding posts.
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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Semi, need any help setting up for the party later? Oh, BTW, any java ready? Thanks, ANK. Maybe you could help Biff unload the kegs of Silverale and then help Babette into her costume. We're not doing much with decorations, in case Space Ranger shows up. He tends to shoot things up. Java. Nope, sorry today we have only tea. FC's doing.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: hmmm Semi needs to get posting if he wants to make it to 1000 by 4PST. He needs 22 posts in 3 hours. And I would expect quality posts, no padding posts. Quality??? You party pooper.
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You always give a quality service here Semi, I think he was just jealous! :rolleyes:
Anyway sweetheart, could I trouble you for a cup of Earl Grey? No lemon, just straight up please.
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Thanks for the support, Harb. Here's the Earl Grey. But next time, may I suggest a green tea with herbals, including lemon verbena? It's quite refreshing.
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That's my SemiSweets! Always has exactly what you want (or something even better!) Well, I'm here to help Semi achieve his goal. If there is any padding to be done, I'll be happy to handle it.
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