Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)

Ranger,

waitress???

I don't think Semi would hire waitresses for Shakes. But then after his encounter with the Empress, who knows.

Hey Ranger, everything okay? You look a little flustered. What can I get you?

Oh, by the way...

<Goose>

...that's for you Quis. Nobody gets to feel left out here at SHAKES.

Ranger, I'd offer you one but somehow I just don't think your ready for that just yet. Not after what happened on Taltar.

Yeah, Semi bought two new androids, Candy and Babbette, I guess The old ones were getting worn out, their TOTAL Obidience Programming, Y'Know.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Hmmm... didn't know Quis' jaw could drop THAT Far)

Vee, good to see you. No, I don't think I can take much of that. But, after some of the therapy I've got scheduled...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(provided she's a really good therapist)

Here's your JWB, Ranger. And Quis, I'm ready to give you that Harvey Wallbanger whenever you you want it!

Oh, I see. I guess I've never noticed them as I hurry into the backroom.

...but you know who makes the best Wallbanger, Quis? Semi's li'l bro, Icy. He's a specialist. I'll bet he'd love to take care of you whenever you want a Wallbanger.

Vee,

I'll have that Harvey Wallbanger in the backroom.

And if Harvey isn't available, you can send in Michael or Steve or Joe or ... yourself

OH wait, if Icey is available, I better head into the soundproofed room

You go ahead back, Quis. I'll send the Wallbanger back to you in a minute. I'll see if Icy's around to give it to you or else I'll send Biff.

Send in Troy. He'll satisfy Quis. Put him on non-stop mode.

<Semi has entered, semi-dishevelled>

Whatever you say, you know them better than I do.

SemiSweets, you look a little the worse for wear. Everything okay?

Strangest thing, Vee. I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I looked and the Empress and I felt just the same way as when I look at you. My heart started pounding, and all I could think of was desire.

I followed her into the teleport chamber like a puppy following his master with a treat in his pocket.

The green mist was swirling around my head. I felt faint. Her lips drew close and were almost upon mine. I saw them part, moist, glistening. I tried all my powers of concentration to break the spell.

Suddenly, the chamber jolted, the mist cleared and I saw her for what she really was -- one really hot babe in a skimpy green outfit, who was willing to give me the universe.

If what happened to Semi is what happens when you reach 1000 posts, I don't want to reach 1000.

UUUHHHHHH!!! Bro that is scary. Can I make out with Vee?

No, you cannot make out with Vee. So let me finish. When I saw the Empress for what she was, I lost interest. Plus, world domination is so boring to me. Just give me my bar with triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors and my Vee.

I politely explained to the Empress that I wouldn't be able to satisfy her needs. She spun on her heel and stormed out of the chamber. Oddly though, when I caught that last glimpse of her strangley muscular bubble butt, I did feel a llttle tingle.

Anyway, it's ok. The spell is broken.

Don't worry, Quis, after your Wallbanger, there's no chance you'll ever go straight.

Got that right!!!!

What are you grinning about?

Oh...take your pick:

1) Your comment to Icy responding to his request to make out with me;

2) Your comment to Quis about Icy's specialized Wallbangers

3) The prospects of things getting back to normal around here;

4) ____(Fill in the blank)____

5) All of the above

<Semi whispers in Vee's ear. His eyes widen. He smiles.)

Icey has a beer then looks at Semi " You know bro that Kara is one hot chick"