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Rent a Chippendales video. I'm sure that'll give you some ideas.

But I don't mean to imply that that is the only type of talent that would work. It's just that batons and accordians scare a lot of people.

Maybe discuss a Supreme Court case? I think Icefire told Greybird that "serious is hot". (Check the Friday Flirtin' thread for ideas.)

That's a good idea, FC. Or maybe you could charm him with a romantic ballad, or a comedic routine. Playing the saxaphone is always sexy as well.

Slide trombone is even better.

We're just full of ideas, too bad we're not eligible. Well, I'm not.

Me neither, but I want to be a part of it too!

Something else else else you could do is a broadway-musical type performance. Maybe a re-enactment of a scene of Rent or from a Fred Astaire movie! How about a Bing Crosby performance from Holiday Inn? What, it's getting close to Christmas...

Well CK, you're already a judge. FC, you could also be a judge or the Mistress of Ceremonies.

The finale from Hair is always fun.

I already volunteered to keep the Royal Inquisitor out of your hair on pageant night. But if he's not going to be a problem, I could tend bar or something. Don't think I'm qualified to be a judge.

OK, you'll pour the champagne - Roderer Cristale

Semi, how about a JWB? I need something to help me recover from that last trip to the North Pole.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Geesh, I'm Dehydrated)

Sure, here's a JWB, Ranger. What were you doing at the North Pole?

This from today's SF Chronicle:

DEMI'S FURY AT SAUCY ASHTON
Actress Demi Moore saw red when her young lover Ashton Kutcher cavorted with two luscious ladies -- even though it was part of his TV show.
Ashton, 25, had a blast being stripped down to a silver thong by his "That '70s Show" castmates, but when he told Demi about his day at work, she was furious.

A pal says, "She was outraged. Ashton was taken aback that she was so jealous. He expected to giggle about it with her.

"He thought it was a bit like the kettle calling the pot black. Demi has made a career out of showing her naked body in films like 'Striptease.'"

Hmmmm, perhaps Ashton is also trying out for Icey's pageant.

Maybe we could get Ashton to be Choreographer

Quiet night in here. It'll give me a chance to get SHAKES restocked and cleaned up.

<You know, Semi's idea about putting SWEATS in next door is pretty interesting! Quis could manage it, Sharky could be the swin instructor, and Icy could be the towel boy. Bet he'd love that! >

But, Vee-licious, who's going to be the personal trainer? (Oh I forgot, Biff and Babette) But they need a real person to train them.

Hmmm, have to think about that one. Some possibilities come to mind right away.

We could try to talk either Space Ranger or Cobalt Kid to leave the Security Office and join us here...

...Italian Boy might be an interesting trainer...

...or maybe either Almost But Not Quite New Kid or Super Lad Kid would be interested in taking on this new position.

I'm sure thee are many other possibilities to consider as well.

I'd like a caipirinha, please!

(Dude, that's hard to spell! )

Try spelling it after you've had one!

Here you go STU!

Thanks, Vee!

[GLUB]

OK, lemme have another caiprinha please!

Wow! good job STU Here's number 2

OK, clue me in. What's a caiprinha?

Don't know but I found some in the back. STU seems to like it though!

[GLUB]

A cipirrhna is a Brazilian cocktaale made from limes and sugarewcane brandy...

*hic*

It's not harder to spel or anythign now!

I'm going to have to ask my sister-in-law about that.

Theyr verry good... kind of like a mojito but even betteer.

Please, can I have anotheer?