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The Present is Past
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Jeepers, Miss T! If you're going to gather four of the only straight bois of Legion World like that, best be wearing a female Alt-ID! 
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 You're stuck with my Braalian suit till his post count reads 301!!! Now, lie back and enjoy your physical, Future. *tee hee* How do you make the graemlin with the girl hitting Time Trapper? 
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Very carefully.
And I *DO* mean that on both counts...
...wait, didn't I just come in here to have my blood pressure checked?
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 Perhaps, Future, but I'm conducting extensive research on the "attributes" of certain LMBers. You are one of the chosen test subjects. Now, turn your head and cough please. *tee hee* 
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Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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As long as I'm gettin' the same health benefits as everyone else here at LegionWorld, I'm cool.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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 Does it hurt when I touch you *here* or if I press into you *here*? 
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I don't think the word "hurt" is the best word to describe my feeling right now.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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 Interesting. Nurse cancel all my other appointments. I'm going to be having a private consultation with this patient until I can properly diagnose the condition. It could take hours. rokk, I'm noticing a definite hardening and there is arterial flow as well. Very interesting. 
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Gee, it sounds like you will need to be very thorough. I hope there aren't any medicus-two students around who are required to observe. I'm quite shy. 
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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 At no time during this examination have I gotten the impression that you are "quite shy." But! You have certainly left an impression 
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(Signs off on medcruiser captain's delivery log.)
Dr. Gimlet will rest easier knowing that Legion World has enough snaflu vaccines this year.
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I hear this is the pace to get a snafu vaccination?
<rolls up sleeve>
Better make mine a double strength one
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Sorry, Far. You'll need to drop the trousers for the double-strength snaflu shot!
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You mean like this "And you can put that away young man" 
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Silly, Far. This shot will only hurt for a second.
It's much better to get this shot than suffer unvaccinated during the snafluenza season.
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Well! She is not a pussy but maybe removing her pajamas would make a nice pouch?
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Would you like to stroke my nethers, Barbarian?
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Hrun strokes the pussy and makes it quiver with pleasure
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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To return the favor, Cats gently licks Hrun's axe handle.
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Hrun takes an knife and slips in into his hand all the while making the kitty purr with pleasure
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Despite the senses-blurring gratification that Hrun is delivering, Cats is wary enough to feel the air move (whiskers, don't ya know!) as he palms the blade.
FSSSSST! Slashes the barbarian across the chest and dives for an opening tesseract!
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I think tis love.
Despite the super speed reaction of Cats, Hrun was faster.
"tis a fine bit of fur and will be given a place of honour in the pouch. Methinks it is finer fur than even Stupid Cats"
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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*dreamy sigh* He is the sworn enemy of the feline kingdom, who is as family to me. And yet, his virility and potence fills me with fiery desire. Oh, the tragedy is near Shakespearean in its cruely!
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