Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Mysterious Cloaked Figure -- UNMASKED!!!

I think it's time to end this.

None of what's happened in the last week has made any sense. I've used my powers in an effort to get to the bottom of things, and figure out why the whole World has been turned topsy-turvy.

Clearly, there is some great evil at work here -- who has been inducing a mass illusion over both the LW populace, and myself as well.

This mysterious enemy has brainwashed the people of Legion World into believing that I've suddenly transformed from a loyal, benevolent Leader into a power-mad dictator.

And, at the same time, this powerful entity has brainwashed me into believing that the good people of Legion World would, without any concrete evidence of my tyranny, turn violently rebellious at the drop of a hat.

The only entity on LW who might be powerful enough to single-handedly lift this mass illusion is the LMBP Spectre.

Spectre, can you restore things to normality? And, in the process, determine what dastardly mastermind is really behind all of this?

Yes, I'd like that too, although I'm stilling having fun being rebellious.

I just want to say right now no matter what the Spectre may find out I was not responsible.

I have a premonition that if Legion World appears to be off-line on Sunday, it will really be the LMBP Sceptre restoring things to normal, whatever that may be. No doubt Monday will be the dawn of a new era of peace, prosperity and general buffoonery on Legion World.

Iron Rat, I am here. I have spent the weekend investigating the disturbances on Legion World, and I have found out some aspects of the truth.

There is indeed a mass illusion on Legion World. Many of you think Stu is being a tyrant, and thus, you have been fooled. He is not anymore responsible than anyone else. He is the same as he's ever been, and until now was wondering how Legion World had turned against him.

I now lift the illusion off all of you, so that you may see your friend again as he still is. There is no dictatorship, and there should be no resistance. Legion World is safe...for the time being.

I have not been able to learn the identity of the true enemy at hand. Whoever it is though, is powerful enough to trick all of you.

Go now and unite again, but be weary of a greater threat...

Interesting! Now there is a more urgent mystery on Legion World: who is the true villian here? Who could have fooled us into believing Stu was a tyrant?

And I guess this means that your back to normal Stu! Or at least...we're back to normal in seeing you...or something like that...

Anyway, c'mere buddy!

We've missed you! With a united Legion World again, things are looking good. Oh, but could you change me back to human form first?

STU's a lot cuter as a collie. You just want to hug him, and feed him treats.

Nah. He'd probably nip at your fingers.

STUcollie is cute but STUpuppy was cutest! (Especially that morning after pic of him! )

Ummm, STU do I still have my job as Chief of Staff?

Now that we're all back to normal, we have to make sure things are running smoothly on Legion World.

So...does Vee have his job back? Can someone repear the Security Office for me? Where is Kid Prime? And Stu, please change me back!!

Oh, and we need to learn the identity of our enemy! Don't put your machine guns away yet...

<EVIL LAUGHTER>

Fools!

Such simple little minds. So easily manipulated. You were like proty in my hands!

You may have foiled my nefarious plot to bring anarchy and doom to Legion World, but it's not over yet. Not by a long shot!

If you cannot determine my true identity by the time of the next Legion World election, Cobalt will remain a giant amoebae... forever!

<MORE EVIL LAUGHTER>

Hmmm... He's Not a very nice person is he?

Only for you, Scotty.

You can handle my Staff anytime.

(Hey, it's the Week...!)

Maybe we should start trying to figure out this mystery villain's identity.

Or should we let Cobie remain a giant amoeba forever?

Sorry. That was just me practicing for when I hit the Time Trapper status. Pay no attention.

You DO know that the rest of us will have much greater success with the ladies while Cobie is in Amoeba form, right?

... Oh, don't mind me, just stating the obvious...

to STU and Cobie!

Evil Mastermind? Gasp! Who is this evil being?!

And what do you mean I'm going to be an amoeba forever? I have been dealing with it so far, but it's starting to get annoying! I feel bad for everyone cleaning up after me, but I feel really bad for the ladies of Legion World! And IB, I see you're taking this time to capitolize on that .

Someone help me change back! Doctor One, reshrink me! Stu, Abin Quank or LMBP Spectre, please change me back! I want to be a human again!

Besides, I have a date with Tiffany Spiffany pretty soon, and this amoeba business is going to start messing up my love life!

Cobie,

The best I can do is to get a court order mandating that you be changed back into human form.

All he has to do is go back to his office and step into the Presto-Chanho Chamber. (I Hope)

Giant Amoebae DO NOT make proper husbands (or dates, for that matter) for the leisure class!

Hmm... Invisible Brainiac, huh?

Of the Coluan Brainiacs, I presume?

Cobie, I'm telling you, the Presto-Chango Chamber is waiting for you...

Don't do it!

*gasp*

Yeah, what if Abin is the mastermind?

That "Presto-Chango Chamber" might be something utterly dastardly and devious...!

Trust no one!