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50 heavily armed Varangian Guards enter the Security Office.

Three of them grab Matlock, spilling his coffee pot, as two officers smash the desk open.

“Quick if you want to live. Where is the Lord Faraway”?

...Tijauna?

25 Varangian spears speed towards the female.

"Ware, tis a sorceress"

Ok, enough is enough. I need to find my powers, ASAP. Magic and science have failed me, but I still believe a spiritual Peyote journey could do the trick...

Whenever you lose something, you'll always find it in the last place you look. You should start there.

A peyote journey always does the trick

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<flies in, after dropping off Hrun , where he began his assault on the Unholy Island of Avalon>

*sniff*

WOW! I need a shower desperately…I smell rancid! Good thing I can use this secret shower room I installed adjacent to my new office, which Jailbait Lass insisted would be of good use.

<discards pair of dirty beat-up jeans to the side>

Now, to get clean…

<showers, cleans up, grabs new costume>

I’ve been akin’ to try this new costume since Crusader designed it for me—powers are back, attitude is restored, might as well introduce the LMB to the repowered Cobalt Kid!

Cobie Cakes, I wouldn't have thought it possible, but I think this power boost has made you even MORE attractive! Of course, I always have been drawn to men of power

I think that fresh shower helped out a bit too...you'll have to test out the private shower with me sometime

-note taped to Cobie's door-
Gone to knock a few goth chippies around and ogle Hrun's buns. When YK wakes up tell him we'll be back in a jiffy.
Love,
Bob

(OM appears in one of the reinforced security rooms, with a small box clutched under one arm and what may, accent on "may" be the body of Faraway Lad. He contacts Jailbait Lass on his Omni-Com.)

JL, this is OM. I'm in Room 0004. I need any available security personnel and scanning equipment you have down here ASAP.

(Flips Omni-Com closed and looks at body.)

Sorry, old friend, but you can't go back to Medicus One until I'm sure you aren't rigged.

<appears in Security Office, watching Jailbait Lass get all the equipment she can to Outdoor Miner>

Nicely done Lolita. We'll hold off on contacting Dr. One or any other medical personnel until OM is done with his routine. We can't afford to take chances anymore with this.

In the meantime, I think I've found out enough clues to possibly crack the identity of the traitor. Now I just need to put the puzzle together. I'll keep the link open with KP's room and see what we can come up with.

While we were there, I installed some Terresact equipment at Castle Faraway--Stoopid Cat's technology *should* allow me to return if need be, without any being able to journey here...

<dragging in beat-down unconcious Inquisitor, stuffs him in power dampening cell>

Book 'im somebody. I gotta lie down. Where's my coffee pot...

Jailbait Lass, be sure Matlock gets whatever he needs. That man there is a security office hero.

<looks in at the Inquisitor>

We got you, you bastard...

<pulls off mask>

Ick! Just as I remembered...a scarred, burnt face, long ago from self-torture. You once tried to convince me you were my worst enemy Dr. Hoffman come back to life, Inquisitor, but I know you were just taunting me.

Perhaps we'll never know who you truly are...

Just an opportunist and a murderer.

<turns to Jailbait Lass>

When he comes to, we'll question him on who was helping him. In the meantime, no one except high ranking security officers are allowed anywhere near this man. He's wanted for the murders of Giant Squid, Dustin Hoffman and a Supergirl Robot.

<Meanwhile, in Room 04...>

OK, Faraway is stabilized and we can commence the scans. We'll soon see what's up with you, ol' boy.

<Activaes the scanners. Looks at screens. Looks again, mumbles a curse, and turns on the Omni-Com>

Cobie, this is OM. You aren't by chance storing anything extremely radioactive, are you?

<activates omnicom>

Actually OM, this is the worst possible time. We've got the Royal Inquisitor in here, fresh off a huge battle where he's emitted and taken in a plethora of energies and radiation. Who knows what he's emitting right now?

Is there a problem?

First off, congratulations.

Second, of course there's a bloody problem. Whatever he's giving off is messing with the instruments. I can't scan Faraway.

Can't you clean him up or move him?

I'm afraid not. The Triumvirs have secretly begun building a prison planet outside Legion World the second Viviane started her attacks, although this information isn't available to the general public. It's close to complete, but until it's finished, we have to house him here.

Looks like there's a bit of a problem then...

(Hm...there's too much going on at the Security Office right now)

Jailbait Lass, make this official notice - the Security Office is closed to all except high ranking security officers. Everyone else has paid holidays until I give the say-so.

Only OM and I know the location of his secret room right now, and I want to keep it that way...

Faraway's stable, so that's not a problem.

Whatever you do to lock down separate rooms, do it here.

You had also better scan anyone who's been in contact with the Inquisitor to make sure there aren't any residual effects. That's best done at Medicus One.

<walks out of secret room, munching on a bag of crisps and swilling it down with ice-cold lemonade>

Hey, Cobalt! Just stopping by to have a look round the Security Office, since you embezzled LMBP money to build it'n'all.

Want a crisp?

Anyway, who's that guy that looked like Baron Zemo before his bodylift in there? Anyone we know?

<munch>

Mind if I get a refill?

'Boot- you must have been dying to put that post up

I've got Miner seperated from most of the facility and the Inquisitor in his own spell under special security guard.

However, the results should be in soon on my little experiment to find out who the traitor is, so I need to get there ASAP.

Maybe we can finally get the big reveal we're hoping for...

CODE RED SECURITY UPDATE


All available Security Officers and LMBers on the active roster:

As you may know at this point, there has been a traitor in our midst all along. The Red Bee has literally stabbed us in the back and is now working against us, attempting to create terror and horror on Legion World. This is not the gentle lurker that we once thought him to be—this is a cold, calculating enemy that has been playing us from the start.

So far he has come close to murdering myself and Eryk Davis Ester, as well as Jailbait Lass, who he attempted to bury alive. The latter two are still recovering.

Further, he has begun a series of terrible assaults on the innocent general population on Legion World, including a series of murders and attacks on the staff at the Villa, the children playing in the streets of Legion World and other such places.

We believe him to be fully responsible for the attempted murder of Faraway Lad, using the confusion of Viviane’s turning away from the LMB as cover. We also believe him responsible for the Purple Kryptonite of last summer, the missing gender reversal germs and the ‘Chip in the Head’ mystery…all of which may still remain at his disposal.

We also believe he was responsible for hiding the Royal Inquisitor from us, who is now in our custody.

Please be careful if you approach him, we are classifying him as a level ten danger…far more powerful than we ever previously guessed. He may be one of the greatest threats to ever attack us here on Legion World, and he certainly seems the most bent on hurting us with unrelated terrorist attacks.

Be careful Legion Worlders and LMBers, and stay strong. Together, we can beat this.

-Cobalt Kid
Chief of Security.

Internal Memo:

Priority: HIGH

Security Staff,

With the recent onslaught of attacks by the Red Bee, it’s apparent that no place is safe on Legion World right now. Worse, the Bee’s main power seems to be that he’s undetectable, even by magic or advanced science. Don’t ask me how it works.

But what’s important is that there is far too much going on in the Security building right now that make it’s getting attacked seem like a worse case scenario. I have already given all personnel the day off, except high-ranking security officers. Even my own intern, Jailbait Lass, was attacked, showing how dangerous this is.

As of right now, I’m putting up extra security measures to ensure this building is not taken in the onslaughts.

Miner, make sure you move our ‘hidden guest’ somewhere were he cannot be reached except by the two of us.

Matlock and others, we will secure the Royal Inquisitor somewhere in the hidden bunkers below, so he cannot be broken out of his prison. As soon as the prison planet of Takron-Galtos is complete, we will transport him there. In the meantime, we cannot let him escape—there is already enough of a threat without him.

The Red Bee may be our worst enemy, if we don’t play this right. Let’s go get him.

-Cobalt

Just checking in; I'm ready to try the ol' lightning rod revival trick whenever you guys are ready.....

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