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Hey PB, thanks for stopping by....beer?
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Hey PB! Interested in a job?
Right now Deddy and I are trying to, er, figure out what to do with these 'plants'...
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Something else else like this perhaps? ![[Linked Image]](http://img47.echo.cx/img47/2718/bong013oc.th.jpg)
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I DEMAND THAT YOU REINSTATE VIVIANE'S POSITION!!!
She's been on vacation and taking many pictures, now, give her position back!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Thanks deadman I'll take the beer and your magic bottle
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Note from Invisible Brainiac to Cobalt Kid:
Location: Outside the Royal Inquisitor's Cell
Since I've begun my guard duty, invisibly, of course, the Royal Inquisitor has been asleep and nothing of real note has happened. However, he keeps mumbling the word "destruction" over and over again. I do not know if this is significant, but I decided to relay it to you.
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To: Invisible Brainiac
From: Cobalt Kid
IB,
I appreciate your being so dutiful in the secret mission I gave you weeks ago in guarding the Inquisitor's cell. These mutterings are more than they appear, I'm sure, as the Inquisitor had direct access to the Red Bee. I will keep Legion World on a full Alert.
Cobalt
PS- I’ve enclosed some jungle juice to give you something to do.
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Originally posted by Darcy:
I DEMAND THAT YOU REINSTATE VIVIANE'S POSITION!!!
She's been on vacation and taking many pictures, now, give her position back! Darcy, I'm afraid Viviane will have to undergo a special hearing before her position is reinstated, as Space Ranger had to do a year ago after the ill-titled 'Alt ID Rebellion'. The judges at these precedings will be myself, Matlock and Space Ranger, although she can call whatever witnesses she would like, including other Security Officers. This is, of course, a formality. In the meantime, the Security Office would be willing to have you fill her role for the foreseeable future as a full fledged Security Officer. As a magic-user, you can actually take Viviane’s exact position: Captain, Mystic Crimes Division, which is also known as Chief Auror. *Auror = mage who captures Dark Wizards Please let me know what you think and give Viviane our love.
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Cobie dear, if you start referring to the Security Office as "Azkaban," we're gonna get a smackdown by JK 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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The Security Office steals ideas from all types of literature! 
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Cobie,
How many times do I have to tell you? The Security Office does not "steal". It commandeers.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Darcy:
[b]I DEMAND THAT YOU REINSTATE VIVIANE'S POSITION!!!
She's been on vacation and taking many pictures, now, give her position back!
In the meantime, the Security Office would be willing to have you fill her role for the foreseeable future as a full fledged Security Officer. As a magic-user, you can actually take Viviane’s exact position: Captain, Mystic Crimes Division, which is also known as Chief Auror.
*Auror = mage who captures Dark Wizards
Please let me know what you think and give Viviane our love.[/b](spits on Cobalt) Peanut head! I'm telling the Priestess!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Cobie,
How many times do I have to tell you? The Security Office does not "steal". It commandeers. The Security Office also relies on Quis to oversee all our statements before I'm allowed to sign off on them!
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<magnetically erects iron canister to block Darcy's spit> Hm...a lot like Viviane, that one...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <magnetically erects iron canister to block Darcy's spit>
Hm...a lot like Viviane, that one... (pulls out the Hypno-stone) Time to get me a slave! (uses her hypnotic powers on Cobalt)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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<Telepathically blocks hypnosis through the psychic rapport she shares with Cobalt Kid> None of that, dear. Cobie Cakes can get into more than enough trouble on his own. He doesn't need mind control to help
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Darn you little brat!
(Darcy prepares to attack Spellbinder, when a piercing blue light blocks her attack!)
Dracy: "No! Not you!"
(Before Darcy can attack back, the blue light summons Icy and Stormy and tangles them in a magic web
Viviane appears and strips Darcy of the Hypno-stone)
Viviane: "I'm back!"
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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(in a red light, Morgaine enters the office, she blasts Stormy)
"You're going to pay, frizz head!"
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Icy: This is not happening!
(Icy uses her ice magic and freezes the entire Security Office)
Icy: HAHAHAHAHA!
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(in a flash of orange light, Igraine enters and surprises Icy from behind)
Igraine: Now!
(Viviane, Igraine and Morgaine then focus their powers and hurl the three witches into Happy Oblivion, a prison realm that reforms evil doers by forcing them to live in a realm of utter happiness)
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Well...er, welcome back ladies! <points to pretzel maker installed by Abin months ago> Pretzel? Viv...how do you feel? (Thanks Crujeckie!)
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(defrosts the place)
What, no pretzel for me, but thanks.
I feel good.
We went to search for the Hypno-stone that Morgause used on us, when we found it those witches blind sided us and took the stone and trapped us.
The also attack Morgause, so out of revenge she freed us to stop them.
I heard about the Red Bee, bummer.
(spits on Cobie)
I heard that little comparison you made with Darcy and myself.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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<magnetically blocks spit with same piece of metal from before> Hey, I just meant b/c you were fiesty! (Not that you just didn't prove me right...) I'm glad the Hypno-stone has been recovered and you're back to normal, Viv. You gave us quite a scare!
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Now, to do what I should have done a long time ago!
(the Hypno-stone glows, she points it at Cobalt, then...
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it disappears)
Lock and safe from evil doers, ythe stone is!
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That's it, no more tea time with Yoda!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Great. The best-looking Security Officer is finally back, but Cobie ends up monopolizing her again.
PS Thanks for the jungle juice - at least now I have a good excuse for napping on guard duty.
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