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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Great. The best-looking Security Officer is finally back, but Cobie ends up monopolizing her again.
PS Thanks for the jungle juice - at least now I have a good excuse for napping on guard duty. Oh...hehehehe, you sweet talker, you.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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<font size="15">?</font s> What is the smartest form of insect? <font size="15">?</font s>
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Des sweetheart, could you be a love and sort out the KP/YK coup thingie I've been hearing snippets of - as Security Chief and all round Legionstud you know that it only makes sense that I'M on top and fully in control! We all know it's for the best.
I know I can rely on you to hake a manful stand on this and sort out the riff raff for me.
Bxx
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Originally posted by Harbinger:
Des sweetheart, could you be a love and sort out the KP/YK coup thingie I've been hearing snippets of - as Security Chief and all round Legionstud you know that it only makes sense that I'M on top and fully in control! We all know it's for the best.
I know I can rely on you to hake a manful stand on this and sort out the riff raff for me.
Bxx (astral projection) Woman are you mad, there is a war going on, stop your nagging and help!
I'm leaving this letter on Cobalt Kid's desk. (teleports letter to his office)
It reports that High Priestess, Hrun and Invisible Brainiac are on Avalon, Viviane has been injured, some of the exploding bees has inflitrated Avalon.
Report back to me, and me alone, as long as Viviane is out, I am in charge of operations at Avalon.(astral projection fades)
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Cobalt! Space Ranger, Matlock, anyone!
(sees Morgaine's letter, looks outside and see's the bees)
Ah, poo.
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Originally posted by The Riddler: <font size="15">?</font s>
What is the smartest form of insect?
<font size="15">?</font s> You rang?
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Originally posted by Igraine:
(Viviane, Igraine and Morgaine then focus their powers and hurl the three witches into Happy Oblivion, a prison realm that reforms evil doers by forcing them to live in a realm of utter happiness) (shudders) Y'all don't mess around, do you? Well, so much for the magic lessons....
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<flies in!>
Smokin' Salmon! Will this caper never end? Between explosive suicide bomber bees and spear-wielding talking gorillas, I feel like Steve Irwin on acid of 31st Century!
<chugs "Pov's Pint">
Man, this stuff has a kick to it! Now--to do what I do best and take care of these red bees! Er...besides fornicate and consume booze that is...
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at least i lost morgause.
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Nicely done DB! I think we've had enough of the Red Bee! It's time for a showdown! His crimes include: Betrayal of the LMB Shooting Eryk Davis Ester and Cobalt Kid in the back Destruction of Medicus One Hiding the Royal Inquisitor for months with his undetection powers Blowing up an old LMB HQ and attempted to kill Faraway Lad in the process (and partly succeeding!) Burying Jailbait Lass alive Numerous attacks on civilans on Legion World Killing part of the staff at Vee's Villa Attacking children in the streets Blowing up the Pysonion Embassy He wanted to bring terror--he succeeded. Well, we can bring Justice, and that's far more potent. (What? I have to make a speech...it's what I do  )
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Well, I do have an idea on how we could vastly weaken the Bee, but... *gasp*!... it may be too horrible to contemplate!
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I'm afraid, old friend, that we may need to hear it! So far, little has been effective against our clever foe!
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<Suddenly Miner and Disaster Boy appear sliding across the floor, the latter appearing to have tackled the former. They are followed by Spellbinder and her kin.>
I've had less-dignified entrances, but only after I've had a few.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I'm afraid, old friend, that we may need to hear it! So far, little has been effective against our clever foe! Well, chum, if we have to enact my plan, the risk will be great. But I think I may have the key to eliminating the bee army.
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Originally posted by Disaster Boy:
at least i lost morgause. Yeah right, you lost me, afro-boy, HA! Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Burying Jailbait Lass alive
 Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Well, I do have an idea on how we could vastly weaken the Bee, but... *gasp*!... it may be too horrible to contemplate! Giant bee spray?
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by The Riddler: [b] <font size="15">?</font s> What is the smartest form of insect? <font size="15">?</font s>
Incidentally, is this supposed to be some sort of clue or something? Or just the day to day insanity of the Security Office?
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Well, seeing as I am only aiding to kill Red Bee because his sexy...body...<font size="1">oohh</font s>...annoys me, and he is totally crowding my style. I will do what I can to help. Contego exsisto quod servo
Nare repellp(a force field that repels bees surrounds the Security Office) See, I can help. Buried her alive 
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EDE, I think you're plan may be the only way to go at this point!
It appears we're all starting to gather for some planning and a showdown--I'm ready.
Morgause, you're help is appreciated.
And as for the Riddler--no idea if this is a clue, or if this is something altogether unrelated and part of the day to day craziness this office faces...
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
<Suddenly Miner and Disaster Boy appear sliding across the floor, the latter appearing to have tackled the former. They are followed by Spellbinder and her kin.>
I've had less-dignified entrances, but only after I've had a few. at least you ended up on "top"
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
EDE, I think you're plan may be the only way to go at this point!
It appears we're all starting to gather for some planning and a showdown--I'm ready.
*Sigh*... then, when the time comes, you must lure the Bee to Greg Evigan Island. In the meantime, I will travel there to prepare.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: ]*Sigh*... then, when the time comes, you must lure the Bee to Greg Evigan Island. In the meantime, I will travel there to prepare.
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(astral projection)
Cobalt Kid! Don't you check your desks for messages!?!
Morgause? Whatever!
Viviane has been healed on Avalon and is fine, Invisible Brainiac and Hrun are there, but my mother, Igraine went to close a portal on the north side, I think the bees have gotten her.
I am requesting aide
(astral projection fades)
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Originally posted by Disaster Boy: Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
[b] ]*Sigh*... then, when the time comes, you must lure the Bee to Greg Evigan Island. In the meantime, I will travel there to prepare. Shut up, didn't you hear Morgaine, Igraine's in trouble. MORGAINE! IGRAINE!I can't get ahold of them, Viviane has banned me from Avalon. Cobalt help them!
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(Invisible Brainiac is flying over the north end of the island, searching for Igraine...)
Sprock it, how hard can it be to find a *hot* sorceress and a big, glowy portal?
(A bright green glow catches his attention...)
Whoa, that makes the Emerald Ass look like one of those glow-in-the-dark sticks!
(He swoops down to investigate...)
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Hm. I'm so confused. I've been on special assignment down at em, the beach. Anyway.
If Viv will be nice she can come back on the Security team, Cobie. I am not one for holding a grudge and I fear and cringe before all these magicians besides.
When do we start shooting something again? I still owe the Red Bee for making me a dupe and then marauding on the streets we work so hard to protect.
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