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*Looks around, Rebooted into intangibility mode.*

Y'know.... those bees aren't red. In the slightest.

Oh, and Cobalt's over at Avalon with "Viv" again if you want to catch him... seeing as how those two started this whole mess.

<Spellbinder and Crusader rush forward>

"FOR PSYONIA, AND LEGION WORLD!!!" they cry in unison.

<Arms thrust out before them, they send a wall of psionic force against the group of bees nearest them, slamming them into the wall with a satisfying "squish">

db summons a horde of locusts with his disaster power. the locusts swarm in taking on the bees, leaving only bee striped dust in their wake.

Disaster Boy!

I need your help, I can't remove Morgause spell on my mother and I, the raw force of the Disaster Force may be enough if you allow me to aide your use of it.

Perhaps my brother's boyfriend, Maxx, can assist you. He's a sorcerer...

<magnetically crushes as many bees as possible, trying to push them together into one solid wall of bees and use them on the Red Bee himself>

Sweet Ass Sweet! It ends here!

He would have to let himself go, bring about his raw inner powers, he's strong, but he may not be of much use once he does so, but if he is willing I would gladly accept his help.

I'm confident that Crusader will guard him if it leaves him too weak to defend himself.

Then let's begin, Mother, are you ready?

I am ready, thank you, Princess.

My pleasure. What's the point in having a sorcerer in the family if all he does is stand around looking pretty?

morgaine...morgause stole my talent for magic, the spirits no longer hear my calls.

i better help clean up these bees. (brandishes a flyswatter and a can of raid)

don't make me get out the centinela candels!

We can begin immediately.

(stands directly across from Igraine)

Maxx and stand in the middle of us, facing east.

I can't believe in a century noted for transmatter portals and pyro-nullifiers that we don't have a single can of Raid anywhere...

i am from a post apocalyptic future. i can't tell you too much but....let's just say things degraded really fast. (ie: raid)

Sure, after sliding across half the Security Office floor on my face.

When was Abin through here last, for God's sake?

Ah, the old "cockroaches and Cher" bit, eh?

<Miner pulls a flask from a pocket and takes a long pull. Any bee that gets within a few inches of him simply disappears.>

(Igraine walks out of the room that she, Morgaine and Maxx where in)

Spellbinder, that Maxx is pretty amazing, I tired the poor guy out, he'll need to rest but he was able to drive a hole in the spell large enough for Morgaine and I to use our magic to remove Morgause's spell completely it completely.

Morgaine, we need to find a spell that can give Disaster Boy his powers back and we should place a force field around this place.

There is a loud crashing noise from in side the kitchen next to Matlock.

After a few seconds Hrun staggers out a crushed and mangled pretzel maker under one burly arm his left foot trapped inside a battered old fashioned coffee pot. The coffee pop clanks and bangs and Hrun walks forward slightly unsteadily.

“By the gods I hate teleporting via magic, it does things to my bowels.”

Hrun sits down next to an incandescent Matlock.

“sorry my friend I seem to have landed heavily on this” proffering the mangled pretzel maker to Matlock, “is it repairable? Oh and I would not go in that kitchen until the sani droids have finished”

As he looks up and sees the battle going on all around him he smiles.

“Now” says Hrun visibly recovering, “By the hoary hosts of Kramel the stout, we go hit something”

Charging into battle against the bees, the coffee pot still clanging on his foot Hrun sings as he swings his axe against the bees, hitting them just right so the spin out of control towards miner who is drinking and making them disappear.

In the midst of battle Dedman materialised behind Cobalt Kid who was magnetically catching the bees by the small amount of metal in the detonator and bowling them towards Hrun who was batting them out of the park.

“Boo! ……. hoo hoo hoo Stayin alive” sang Dedman in what turned into a surprised voice.

Turning around Cobalt Kid saw something he would never forget, no matter how hard he tried. Dressed in a white suit with a black shirt and a large gold medallion a ghostly apparition of Deadman floated in the air. Spinning around insanely before coming to a stop with his arm pointing skyward, Dedman said “Cobalt you’ve got to help us,….. its a Tragedy …”

“But Ded” said Cobalt panting with the exertion of fighting the bees “what’s happened”

“I’m stuck half way between the poltergeist zone and here. My body is with Faraway, but it’s become one of the un dead and so I cant fully regenerate. Also because of the place Faraway is trapped in I’m getting these side effects”

Suddenly Dedmans ghost shimmered and he reappeared dressed in a very fetching Red Indian outfit, complete with huge feathered headdress.

“Hurry Cobalt you have to help us, … young man… there’s a place you must go I said Young man… …..Arghhhhhhhhhh this is hell” shouted Dedman as he faded from view

(teleports in, looks a little run down from her battle with the Avalonian bees)

Cobalt!

I'm hear to help in anyway I can...

<font size="5">EEEARRHHH!</font s>

No...KinetixgreenZoe, Morgause...she's dead, Morgause killed her.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY COFFEE POT!!!!!!

I WILL FIX YOU FOR THIS BEE!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD AND I! HAVE! HAD! ENOUGH!

<removes lavender K ring from utility belt, waits for power up>

Yes! Yes! My rage and my passion for a nice cup o' Joe have merged!

<eyes turning a solid dark brown>

Beware ye Bees!!! Feel the boiling heat of my hate with my Dangerously Hot Coffee Vision!!!

<unleashes deadly twin sprays of hot, hot delicious medium roast, boiling remaining bees and putting out the smouldering fires left in the kitchen>

BEE!!!!!! When I find you I will turn my wrath all the way to Double Espresso!!!!! There's no cream and sugar for you, traitor!!!!

<fashions visor from ruby styrofoam to control dangerous jitter-inducing raw power>

<eyes Matlock>

I haven't seen Matt like this in ages! Little does the Bee realize that the MADDER MATLOCK GETS, <font size="5">The STRONGER</font s> <font size="10">MATLOCK IS!!!</font s>

Clunk clang goes the coffee pot and Hrun walks across to Matlock. Standing beside him as he angrily fires coffee vision at the remaining bees a look of concentration passes (with all the difficulty of climbing Mount Everest without oxygen) across Hrun’s brow.

Clank clunk, clang goes the coffee pot as Hrun wanders over to a single remaining bee and whacks it away absent mindedly in the direction of Shakes bar. Watching it spin slowly in the air toward the attractive shining doors the detonator heading for an explosive contact with the polished wood.

“Matlock has a true Barbarians fire within him. He could almost be a Warrior from the Northern frontier, if it were not for his soft southern clothes” thought the Barbarian.

Talking a small silver locket from out of his furred pouch Hrun slips the locket open and looks at a picture of a beautiful woman, a touch of grey in her hair but noble and wise.

“Ah mother, why does this man’s appearance trouble me so?” He asked the locket.


Clank clank went the sound of the coffee pot as Hrun walked back towards the LMBp'ers