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<removes battered, coffee-stained photo identical to that in Hrun's locket from utility belt>

Well, if augurs that this be the day for the speaking of truths, so be it! Might this be the appointed hour that Hrun and I ride forth to battle together as was foreseen in the far off mists of the Northern Realms?

I had the feeling that I was going to show up this morning and find that my face had been ripped off and my body was ground to dust.

I'm pleasantly surprised to find myself whole

you and me both sister.

Hm...I've often wondered about a strange connection between you two, but never spoke of it before. Has anyone noticed their similarity in appearance? Hm...

<bees fly at Cobalt's head>

Er--gotta pay attention!

And Princess, I happen to like that face and body, and won't let anything happen to it

~blink~blink~

Why do I even bother?

I'm so going back to Avalon.

Viv! Don't go, this is not the time to be dividing our forces!

<scalds a few more random bees>

Cobie, there are a few things that I've been unable to reveal... perhaps the time has come.

enough! these bees are disgusting, and i'm outta raid.

(db calls forth gale force winds, and freezing rain, sweeping the bees up into the sky)

time to take out head drone.

I see Igraine finally got your powers back.

I have shut off all the portals to Avalon, there is no way for any intruders to enter.

I will leave now and give KGZ a proper funeral, if I have time after that, I may return, but until then, Avalon and my people are my only priority.

Besides, why bother working with you, half of you think that I'm going to stab you in the back.

And the Red Bee is hardly a challenge for me, he's merely a nuisance, Morgause is much more of a danger at this point.

So, good-bye!

no not yet still working on it, i aquired my magic much like the scarlet witch...in an attempt to learn to control my unpredictable powers (my innate disaster powers is not technically related to magic...a bit like storm of the x-men, a talent for magic but with innate abilities)

Perhaps we should call Agatha Harkness...?

I wouldn't be so certain, dear. In the LMBP Universe, there is no such thing as impenetrable

Then I shall suppose I will just have to temporarily move Avalon out this exsistance.

Well, that would probably work I guess.

Heck no.

Did we get a new artist or something?

just a fill in while our regular amazing artist is taking a break. the stunning cover of this issue was drawn by another incredible artist....of no similarity to the current lackluster fill in artist.

So much for the Diamond reorders, then.

Tell me the inker's decent at least.

I felt a little off-model today, but I thought that was just me.

Viv, you just scuttle along Ms. Crabby. I said, let Viv back on the force and no ill feelings but the thanks I get for it! Bah!!! All these magic people need to clear out of here for a while! I'm edgy enough already.

I wasn't talking about you, dear, I was talking about HIM!

(points to the preztel maker)

It's just gives me the silent treatment, and it always screws up my preztels, I just can't take it!

Hrun charges into battle against the last remaining bees. As he does so he trips over the coffee pot still tangled around his leg and falls straight into the full force of Disaster Boy’s storm.

Off balance he is swept up and up into the sky along with the Bees. Reaching out with a hand desperately trying to get a grip to save himself Hrun grasps the front of the princesses tied died pantsuit from the crazy Lugiamna’s emporium. Unfortunately the cheap polyester cotton is unable to withstand the strength of the storm and the front of the suit rips free, exposing the Princess to the elements. Hrun, shorn of his last mooring to mother earth, spirals up into the air in the heart of the storm.

“Hrun!! No!!” Shouts Matlock, diving forward to catch him. But too late. Activating his coffee vision Matlock fires a long double thick stream of coffee milk shake in the direction of the rapidly disappearing barbarian. It falls short by a long distance.

“Disaster Boy, you must reverse the storm, quickly, bring Hrun back” shouted Cobalt Kid

“I, I, Can’t” said DB who was distracted by the Princess in her current state of dishabille. “once the storm is created it must die out naturally.

“Well said Cobalt Kid, who turned to also see the Princess, “lets… lets….” His voice trailed away for a few moments.


“Its too late” said Matlock, “the gosh durned kids gone, gone and taken the best coffee pot I’ve ever had, look”

He pointed upwards where in the clouds of the thunderstorm overhead, large flashes of light and rolling explosions could be heard. As Hrun continued to explode the terrorist bees.

“That’s my boy” whispered Matlock, “still fighting”

Is that old bat still alive? I thought she bought the farm in the Vision/Scarlet Witch maxi-series

IB stands facing the south side of the Security Office, blasting through the hordes of bees with high intensity beams of light.

"Man, the storm is getting worse! Hey, Igraine, can't you do something about..."

Suddenly, he is floored by something falling from the sky. IB struggles to get up, but that something is a sticky fluid which pins him down.

"Ew! Gross! That statue of Large Handsome must be... Oh, wait. This is... honey?"

Nearby, the Red Bee laughs as the next part of his plan unfolds...

I should be able to help the storm!

(Igraine sends a beam of orange light into the sky, tempering the storm down to a slight rain and a fair breeze)

It should last until the storm passes!

(High Queen flies down towards IB, she magics the honey on IB)

This should remove it!

<Cobalt, having enough, flies out to confront the Bee directly>

Enough! Fight us one on one villain!

(Have to stall for time and keep this up...the attack keep getting worse)

<Bees swarm all over Cobalt, literally pushing him back as if in the shape of a giant hand that grips his whole body. Stings multiple by the dozens...>

l-lardy's beard...this h-hurts...

See? Now that's why I don't get involved in these adventures. This NEVER happens to Phoenix.

Good thing I wore clean underwear today