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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - Super, sexy 70's addition
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All Right!!! Anyone here to break things, act up or in any way get under my nerves just better get on out of here right now. I have a lot of friggin' paperwork to do.
And you don't want to see him when he's angry.

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I'm not crazy, I'm in love, of course I haven't been in love since Ancient Greece, but I'd know it anywhere.

(pets Cobalt's gold plated digital escargo fork)

Ahhh....


And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hrun enters Luna's Presence.

Bows before her and approches.


Then steals another passionate kiss, removes all the gold plated digital escargo forks and leaves.

Arriving back at the Security Office he hands the forks back to Cobalt Kid and leaves saying nothing, but not before Matlock sees him.


Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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'Kay. Let's just pretend I understood what's happening here.

*goes to stand next to Cobalt Kid with a butt smack for a greeting*

So, what now boss?

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We let chaos ensue while you and I go to my office for some gin? And whatever else pops up?

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Sounds like a plan! *smiles coyly* Lead the way my good man.

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Right this way laugh

<leads Frio to his office, pours two gin and tonics>

We'll just shut that door, just in case...

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Good idea. We wouldn't want any of those prying eyes bothering us.

(I didn't just jinx us, did I?)

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This is why the security aparatus of this place must be dismantled. It is nothing more than a harem for Cobalt Kid, to take the youth of this place and corrupt them.

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Now then, <puts hand on shoulder>, what's the next thing you feel like doing here on Legion World?

<moves closer>

Cheers.

<clinks glasses>

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This is why the security aparatus of this place must be dismantled. It is nothing more than a harem for Cobalt Kid, to take the youth of this place and corrupt them.
Text Message to Tamper Lad reads: 'That kind of attitude isn't going to get me to support your song...'

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Well, *puts hand below the belt* I have a few ideas.

Cheers, indeed.

*jumps Cobalt Kid*

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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
[b]This is why the security aparatus of this place must be dismantled. It is nothing more than a harem for Cobalt Kid, to take the youth of this place and corrupt them.
Text Message to Tamper Lad reads: 'That kind of attitude isn't going to get me to support your song...' [/b]
Second text message reads, "Stop being bitter, you old coot. Just 'cause you're not getting any anymore doesn't mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us!"

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<rips Frio's clothes off>

love

<the rest cannot be accurately described in a public forum>

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There really oughtta be a warning on the door by this point... :rolleyes:


White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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<looks at package of condoms, unopened. grins at them>

wink

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*is equally aggressive ripping off Cobalt Kid's clothes*

ElasticLad

*ditto on the privacy/inappropriate factor wink *

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Hey! We're definitely using condoms. No more children for you. I've heard all the stories...

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<door stays shut for next 35 minutes. noises can be heard>

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Hey! We're definitely using condoms. No more children for you. I've heard all the stories...
Sure, why not? I figure I'd have to try one sooner or later...

<back to aggressive love-making>

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35 minutes? Someone is optimistic... wink

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Originally posted by Caliente:
35 minutes? Someone is optimistic... wink
Text message to Caliente, "Shut up. Go away. Will never forgive you otherwise."

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<pours two gin and tonics>

Just in case you've worked up a thirst...

<hands one to Frio, joins her>

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He misspoke I do believe he meant 35 seconds.

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I have to say I was a little off...it was only 29 minutes. wink Not counting the clothes ripping of course...

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