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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - Super, sexy 70's addition
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LAM walks into the office

"May I help you?"

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(releases IB from her control)

Err...

I can only be pushed so far.


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#695137 09/03/05 11:33 PM
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Oh, Cali and Slu...Frio, I'm just so lonely, I want to be loved.


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<gently pats Frio on the back>

Okay, now I'm just confused. You think that Barbarian guy is 'the one' or...?

And I love you Luna!! Even if you did try to kill Frio...

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#695139 09/03/05 11:36 PM
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I want that special man, you know, the one you come home to and love every night, and as sad as it is, my options were Cobalt and the barbarian.


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#695140 09/03/05 11:37 PM
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And I love you Luna!! Even if you did try to kill Frio...
I said I want a man, lesbo.


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#695141 09/04/05 12:34 AM
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I am not a lesbian. Please. I'm marrying Actor Lad. ^_^ You're just jealous.

Anyway, what about IB? He seems a good sort... and would probably forgive the whole freezing thing.

And we all know Tamper Lad's available once more... wink If evil's more your style. I mean, at least he has ambition, right?

Besides, who said Cobalt Kid wasn't available anymore...? So he had sex with Frio, so what? He married someone else (or tried to) while he already had a wife... that seems about part for the course with him.

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#695142 09/04/05 01:17 AM
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I am not a lesbian. Please. I'm marrying Actor Lad. ^_^ You're just jealous.

Anyway, what about IB? He seems a good sort... and would probably forgive the whole freezing thing.

And we all know Tamper Lad's available once more... wink If evil's more your style. I mean, at least he has ambition, right?

Besides, who said Cobalt Kid wasn't available anymore...? So he had sex with Frio, so what? He married someone else (or tried to) while he already had a wife... that seems about part for the course with him.
I can't love any of those people, one's young, one's walking olive loaf, the other one does the humpy-bumby too much (with other women).

Men just don't have value anymore, where's my knight in shining armor?


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#695143 09/04/05 01:22 AM
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*snerk* Olive loaf...

Ahem. I dunno where your knight is. Hell, I don't even know how I found mine. Perhaps you're not looking in the right places...?

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*a disgruntled Frio still gasps for air*

I hate you all. And tell Cobalt Kid, I quit.

*iceslides out*

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#695145 09/04/05 02:11 AM
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*a disgruntled Frio still gasps for air*

I hate you all. And tell Cobalt Kid, I quit.

*iceslides out*
I created a brat, I knew I put too much pepper in the mix.
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*snerk* Olive loaf...

Ahem. I dunno where your knight is. Hell, I don't even know how I found mine. Perhaps you're not looking in the right places...?
You mean I shouldn't look here.


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I leave Legion World for one evening and the office of security experiences an extreme incident of workplace violence.

I knew it, such a toxic environment. I did try to warn ice slu..,er I mean Frio in my own obtuse way. Hmm... she sure looked like she could use some comfort. I wonder if she could be the pimento to my olive.

<Flies off looking for Frio>

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[b]*a disgruntled Frio still gasps for air*

I hate you all. And tell Cobalt Kid, I quit.

*iceslides out*
I created a brat, I knew I put too much pepper in the mix.
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*snerk* Olive loaf...

Ahem. I dunno where your knight is. Hell, I don't even know how I found mine. Perhaps you're not looking in the right places...?
You mean I shouldn't look here. [/b]
I like how you all ignored after i said "Can i help you"....whips out straight-jacket irradiated with mithril and binds Luna, ready to cart her off to the psyche ward at Quarantine.

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Hey, I'm not THAT young!

It's okay, LAM, give Luna some time. She was probably just preoccupied.

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No, I think the MPD Queen probably needs some time in a psyche ward. If she keeps her present rate of ID-switching up, we'll all end up living in the House of R or somethin' wink


My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .
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What in the name the My first demon child?

I'm out looking for Vee, helping Quis deal with his new powers, trying to ensure Pagan doesn't kill Stoopid Cat, working my butt off at the constitutional convention, and I come back to find this another huge catfight? Everyone settle down!!!

Luna, what are you doing? I know you Avalonians have fire in your blood, but no more killing people! We need you out working pro-actively! There's plenty of able bodied mates for you on Legion World--just stay away from that Red Bee character (don't need another Quis/Royal Inquisitor on our hands).

Frio, don't quit! You've only just come in and given this place a dose of fresh air. And you're sexy enough to work side by side with the legendary Cobalt Kid many more times I hope wink

IB, good to know you're here. I can only imagine the damage if Tamper wasn't. LAM, thanks for fixing up the broken stuff. Cali, ever consider a job in security?

Now I've got Stoopid Cat and Hrun teaming up around LW. I'm sure that doesn't spell trouble...

And 'Boot--House of R lol Let's hope not...

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(Original Post destroyed by an alien invasion of Abin's computer...)

WE, THE MORALITY LEAGUE OF QWARD DEMAND THAT ALL EMOTICONS AND/OR SMILIES BE PROPERLY CLOTHED AT ALL TIMES...

TO ENSURE THAT OUR DEMANDS ARE MET, WE HAVE TAKEN ABIN QUANK HOSTAGE. HE WILL BE RETURNED TO LEGION WORLD WHEN ALL EMOTICONS AND/OR SMILIES (except Sneckie) ARE DRESSED IN PROPER VICTORIAN ERA CLOTHING AND ALL FEMALE EMOTICONS AND/OR SMILIES ARE WEARING SUNBONNETS.

YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL POSTING...


Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!

With a Power Ring...
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<flying by, still looking for a little pimento for his olive loaf>

Cobalt Kid really? Sororicide in the Office of Security?

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And now Abin has been taken prisoner. Good. Great. Grand! This week can't get any better!

We're down to about five LMBers that aren't fighting each other, evil, missing or have powers that are screwed up.

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And now Abin has been taken prisoner. Good. Great. Grand!
Does this actually mean that your statue will remain intact for over a week lol


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#695156 09/04/05 11:28 AM
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(gets out of straight jacket)

LAM, if you can find a man worth having an eternity with then you would be more than helpful!

CAAAALLLLLLLLIIIII!!!

That Cobalt is the biggest, insensitive clod I have ever seen, if I had the rights I'd turn him into some cheap piece of jewelry and sell him at swap meet to some guy named Cletus!.

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But Luna, I just want us to work together

Why don't we fly along the skyline and relax a little...

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But Luna, I just want us to work together

Why don't we fly along the skyline and relax a little...
Stop patronizing me!!!

Take a look into your future!!!

The Future of Cobalt!


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#695159 09/04/05 01:09 PM
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Cali, ever consider a job in security?
Let's go with a no on that one.

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CAAAALLLLLLLLIIIII!!!
You rang? What have these... boys done this time...?

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