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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Be nice to the lady, you weren't almost murdered by a co-worker. Although reading your case log The Office of Security appears to be worse that the United States Postal Service when it comes to workplace violence. (kicks Tamper Lad) I am not a worker here, you mother dog humper (sorry STU)!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
There are more ways to get something pleasurable than money or property. I know quite a few.
And I had hopes for you for this Office--I bet you would have made one fine Security Officer. Mmmm... that's what you think. I'd had hopes for me too but this office is like a magnet for conflict! I mean, aside from the Hrun/Tiger fight and the Luna-trying-to-murder-me, there was also the Disaster Boy/Cosmopolitan King battle! And, somehow, I got caught up in all of them, even after I quit! It's chaos, I tell you. Pure chaos. And not the good kind either.
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I better follow those two just in case they want to turn poor DB into one of Thora's cheap doormats...
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Originally posted by Frio: Originally posted by disaster boy:
[b]i tried to save you....
stupid hooch  I am not a hooch! Where are these lies coming from LUNA?
And, apologies Disaster Boy. You must realize that I was suffering from a severe lack of airflow when I made such statements.
Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Frio, I think you have a very strong case. Are you alright, wow, those are some nasty contusions on yor neck. I did warn you about this den of iniquity, didn't I Frio?
I'd pay the woman Kid. You have no case.
Just not so dangerously that I'm strangled by priestesses over nothing but a misunderstanding.
[/b]What rumors, you banged the boss the first day, and I I created you, I'll say what I want about you! I am not a lowly priestess, you pig woman!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by disaster boy:
sorry frio just grumpy from taking on my (apparently much more powerful) half sister after she knocked the office of security down on me. I am not your sister! I am not your aunt, you are half of my race, we are not related!
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Originally posted by Luna:
What rumors, you banged the boss the first day, and I I created you, I'll say what I want about you!
I am not a lowly priestess, you pig woman! Luna, leave the kid alone! *sigh* We are never going to go on vacation, are we Frio?
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Originally posted by Luna:
What rumors, you banged the boss the first day, and I I created you, I'll say what I want about you!
I am not a lowly priestess, you pig woman! Do you see what I have to put up with Cobalt Kid? You want me to drop the lawsuit, then do something about it! Please. And don't you have a husband-to-be to go on vacation with Caliente? Go bug him.
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Originally posted by Frio: Originally posted by disaster boy:
[qb] sorry frio just grumpy from taking on my (apparently much more powerful) half sister after she knocked the office of security down on me.
QB]Go ahead and try, I'm not scared of you, I'll erase you!
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Originally posted by Frio:
And don't you have a husband-to-be to go on vacation with Caliente? Go bug him. Fine. See if I try to help you again. <also leaves> I need a drink...
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Originally posted by Frio: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]What rumors, you banged the boss the first day, and I I created you, I'll say what I want about you!
I am not a lowly priestess, you pig woman!
Please.
And don't you have a husband-to-be to go on vacation with Caliente? Go bug him.[/b]What are you going to sue him for, I don't work here, you do, you got yourself in the mess, get yourself out of it, and I can do whatever I want, you are my DAUGHTER!!!
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Originally posted by Caliente: Originally posted by Frio:
[b] And don't you have a husband-to-be to go on vacation with Caliente? Go bug him.
<also leaves>
I need a drink...[/b]Come back, I like you!!! (makes a seabreeze) I have liquor!
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Originally posted by Luna:
Go ahead and try, I'm not scared of you, I'll erase you! You can't erase me! And how could you be my mother? Hou can't even get a man!
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Originally posted by Frio: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]Go ahead and try, I'm not scared of you, I'll erase you! I'm one third of your mother, the Weird Sisters are your creators! (I guess I had a little bit of that seabreeze)
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Okay, I give up. Seriously. But I will take that seabreeze... 
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Originally posted by Luna:
I'm one third of my daughter, the Weird Sisters are your creators! You lie. If you were my creator (or at least 1/3 of them) then why would you try to kill me?
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Originally posted by Frio: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]I'm one third of my daughter, the Weird Sisters are your creators!
If you were my creator (or at least 1/3 of them) then why would you try to kill me?[/b]umm...I was on my rag and...your one third mother just got dumped...AAAAAHHuhhhh...I need some alcohol.
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Originally posted by Luna:
umm...I was on my rag and...your one third mother just got dumped...AAAAAHHuhhhh...I need some alcohol. <passes seabreeze>
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Originally posted by Luna:
umm...I was on my rag and...your one third mother just got dumped...AAAAAHHuhhhh...I need some alcohol. I still refuse to believe that my mother would try to kill me. 
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Originally posted by Frio: Originally posted by Luna:
[b]umm...I was on my rag and...your one third mother just got dumped...AAAAAHHuhhhh...I need some alcohol. I'm not so much as your mother, as I am your creator (or one third). We made you to watch someone when we got bored. (pulls down Frio's pant far enough to reveal a crescent moon on her thigh) We branded you. (looks at seabreeze) No thanks.
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Originally posted by Luna:
I'm not so much as your mother, as I am your creator (or one third).
We made you to watch someone when we got bored.
(pulls down Frio's pant far enough to reveal a crescent moon on her thigh)
We branded you.
(looks at seabreeze)
No thanks. But... but... no... I need some time to think. *iceslides away*
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Duuuude.
Maybe you shouldn't have told her. I don't think she's taking it so well.
<sips seabreeze>
Damn, this drink is good. Props to you Luna.
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We probably shouldn't have left her on the footsteps of those people in the North Pole who were wishing for a child.
She'll get over it, eventually.
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Probaby. I wouldn't stress it. But, then, a few more of these seabreezes and I won't be stressing anything so...
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Cali, let's make a pack, Cobalt is no knight in shining armor, let's swear him off our list of potential available men, and let's not even think about Space Ranger, can you imagine?   He's such a dweeb, and Abin is taken, so he's not an option, same goes for Lightning Lad. Loser Lad is too much of a free spirit and Invisible Brainiac is too young to settle down.
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