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Originally posted by Caliente:
Or multiple orgasms. Mmm... Yeah, a man's definitely not around when that happens.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Originally posted by Caliente:
Or multiple orgasms. Mmm... The evil genius institute has argued that this is the reason why women should do all the work during the act of copulation. Since they derive much more enjoyment from it, it's only fair. Evolution has at least provided males with one boon. Females of a harem seem to send out hormonal cues that cause them all to go insane at the same time... thus sparing their male companions the untold agony of round the clock emotional chaos.
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Enough, time to act like ladies.
I want an appletini!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Luna: Originally posted by Caliente:
[b]Or multiple orgasms. Mmm... <out of character for a sec> When they started a campaign for Viagra for Female sexual dysfunction, we laughed cuz... we concluded that FSD was mostly due to the partner but whaterver. <resume evil genius>
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Originally posted by Luna: [b] Originally posted by Caliente:
[b]Or multiple orgasms. Mmm... Yeah, a man's definitely not around when that happens.[/b]
When they started a campaign for Viagra for Female sexual dysfunction, we laughed cuz... we concluded that FSD was mostly due to the partner but whaterver.
<resume evil genius>[/b]That's not very lady-like.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
FSD is not lady-like? That's why the people who have it are called men.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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well ya, I've always thought FSD was caused by men but the drug company's don't want people to hear that, do they?
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Bold Flavors
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The Security Office has always been known for sexual debauchery among its employees, but ladies please pick your mates elsewhere! Can't you see there's work being done?
Now, if you're all going to hang around here, I'll give you something to do: help find Vee, help Quis fix his powers, help find Abin!
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Psst-- Help find Kid Prime's parents!
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CK, the ransom demand clearly says Abin is being held by Qwardians.
Allow me to use my superior power of intuition to help you. This suggests Abin is being held on Qward, doesn't it?
And CK, how many slu... i mean staff does it really take to figure this out anyways? Looks like you're not exactly running a tight ship around here.
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Thats because LAM's never around when you need him...
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Feh, now that I've done my "good deed" for the day. I'll take my leave.
<slaps Jailbait Lass on the bum while finding the way out>
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I think we're going to have to either prioritize the crises, or select mission teams.
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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I think Cobie should hire LAM to take care of trivial stuff, like paying attention to what ransom notes say and things...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
The Security Office has always been known for sexual debauchery among its employees, but ladies please pick your mates elsewhere! Can't you see there's work being done?
Now, if you're all going to hang around here, I'll give you something to do: help find Vee, help Quis fix his powers, help find Abin! MeeeOWWWWWWWW!!!!! MrroooooWWW!!!! *** What is it with these people? Don't they care that a stalwart member of Legion World and longtime LMBPer has disappeared and may have been the victim of a kidnapping (or worse!) What good is having all these supposedly omnipowerful humans and or quasi-godlike entities floating around here if all they seem to be interested in is fighting with each other? And why hasn't anyone given me some fresh cream? Priorities, humans, priorities!!!
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How remiss of me...Connie, here is your cream, sweetness...
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Purrrrr!!!
*Yummmmm!! Thank you!
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<Using his comm device>
Connie your Majesty, the problems are obviously due to lack of vision in the office.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Memo from Invisible Brainiac to Cobalt Kid
RE: The whereabouts of Varalent (and Abin Quank)
Assuming that the Emerald Eye has not been affected by any outside force, Varalent is NOT on Legion World proper as the Emerald Empress has been actively scanning Legion World.
As of this afternoon, Varalent is also definitely not on any of the planetoids within a one light year-radius around Legion World. I have personally scanned all plaentoids in the area at light speed. Unfortunately, this is assuming that Varalent's physcial form has not been altered in any way; if he has been shrunk down or transformed into another being, then this does not apply.
Assuming that the ransom note for Abin Quank is not legit and he is not on Qward, Abin Quank is also not on Legion World or anwhere within a one light year radius of it. Unless, of course, his physical form has been changed.
I am currently actively searching the Legion World tesseract system in the hopes of coming across a clue to either of their whereabouts. I will report when I have found one, or when I am done searching.
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Originally posted by Queen Connie:
Purrrrr!!!
*Yummmmm!! Thank you! You're welcome, precious (scratches Connie's chin)
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Connie dear, perhaps you would like to drop by my penthouse. I have a talented massage therapist on staff whose hands are at your disposal, day or night. And there's always cream in my refrigerator 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Cru, may i appoint myself as QC's official protector and care-giver until Vee is found safe and sound?
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You'll have to ask Connie, LAM. Since cats more or less do what they like, it will be her decision if she wants a protector
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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