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Re: I farted #713205 04/18/05 09:57 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Yk Legionnaire! Yk Legionnaire! Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,387 Smallville Sector : Greater Me... Whoa. Do NOT light a match in here. *activates transuit*

Re: I farted #713206 04/18/05 10:08 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 methane is one of the largest contributors to the greenhouse effect. i suggest you all hold it in.

Re: I farted #713207 04/19/05 08:16 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Let's stare this back to the gender issues involved in letting one go. PB was very insightful--it is quite a bit more shocking and far less funny when a girl farts. Why? Can it ever really be answered? [rhetorical]

Re: I farted #713208 04/19/05 09:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Faraway Lad Wanderer Faraway Lad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,978 Newcastle upon Tyne England Why is it that men (well some, and in the right company) can positivly revel in a real good old fashioned trouser trumpet? Yet women, who believe me can be just as rasping, loud and smelly, always want to pretend that they dont like it? Faithfull

Re: I farted #713209 04/19/05 10:30 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze What crawled up your butt and died?? (as my daddy used to say) Any concerns about the content...live with it.

Re: I farted #713210 04/19/05 11:10 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 may i suggest beano. and opening a window.

Re: I farted #713211 04/20/05 01:35 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia PolarBoy Deputy PolarBoy Deputy Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia I remember once at sport in year 7 Jodie Free farted im still shocked today. :polarboy:

Re: I farted #713212 04/20/05 01:47 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,915 San Diego, CA Nightcrawler Wanderer Nightcrawler Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,915 San Diego, CA Farting Preacher Two ! Warning may cause pain in your sides!

Re: I farted #713213 04/20/05 02:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA M matlock Leader matlock Leader M Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,397 Douglasville, GA At our house we prefer the euphemism "toot." mrs. matlock just doesn't like the word fart.

Re: I farted #713214 04/20/05 08:27 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia PolarBoy Deputy PolarBoy Deputy Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia does mrs Matlock use other amusing ufanisums (Damm I wish I could spell half the words I use) :polarboy:

Re: I farted #713215 04/21/05 04:18 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Quote Originally posted by matlock: At our house we prefer the euphemism "toot." mrs. matlock just doesn't like the word fart. Beans, beans The magical fruit The more you eat The more you toot. Any concerns about the content...live with it.

Re: I farted #713216 04/21/05 04:26 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia PolarBoy Deputy PolarBoy Deputy Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia well I guess beans were a staple of the Isralites :polarboy:

Re: I farted #713217 04/21/05 04:55 PM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas rtvu2 Legionnaire! rtvu2 Legionnaire! Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas pull my finger PB!

Re: I farted #713218 04/21/05 05:37 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia PolarBoy Deputy PolarBoy Deputy Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia consider it pulled!!!!!!! :polarboy:

Re: I farted #713219 04/21/05 06:22 PM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas rtvu2 Legionnaire! rtvu2 Legionnaire! Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas ah nothing. sorry PB!

Re: I farted #713220 04/26/05 12:18 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia PolarBoy Deputy PolarBoy Deputy Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia Then what the hell is that smell? :polarboy:

Re: I farted #713221 04/26/05 12:20 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple This does not smell. Sorry, mindless promoting. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: I farted #713222 04/26/05 12:47 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,662 Alameda, CA Monkey Eater Lad Leader Monkey Eater Lad Leader Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,662 Alameda, CA What's your stance on SPDs ("silent but deadlies")?

Re: I farted #713223 04/26/05 04:28 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry... I fart in your general direction. Any concerns about the content...live with it.

Re: I farted #713224 04/26/05 08:08 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by Monkey Eater Lad: What's your stance on SPDs ("silent but deadlies")? My stance is as far away as possible. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: I farted #713225 04/26/05 01:11 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun likes this thread. Mayhap I shall stay a while to regale you with the power of mine own farts. Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: I farted #713226 04/26/05 01:50 PM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas rtvu2 Legionnaire! rtvu2 Legionnaire! Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas Quote Originally posted by PolarBoy: Then what the hell is that smell? That would be Hrun lurking in the shadows...

Re: I farted #713227 04/27/05 01:55 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia PolarBoy Deputy PolarBoy Deputy Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,227 Sydney, Australia Damm what do Barbarians eat? :polarboy:

Re: I farted #713228 04/27/05 03:55 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Definately wasn't anything high in fibre....eeewwwwwww Any concerns about the content...live with it.

Re: I farted #713229 04/27/05 12:28 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Pharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt Ah, I needed that. Now whos for mead! Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!