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Deputy
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Deputy
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 I want a seat of power in the new government. The two candidates who offer me the best title/position in their proposed reorganization of Legion World will earn my votes. Aim high. 
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Deputy
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Deputy
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 Higher! I want some power!! Tempt me with a title people! I sell out nicely! 
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Substitute
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Substitute
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Well, what are your strengths, Eye Lash Lass?
- the Kid
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Deputy
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Deputy
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 I'm good for morale - I've started many ego-boosting appreciation threads for many wonderful, beloved LMBers. I've created, so far, 15 unique and original IDs - each with it's own theme - Miss Terious, Trysexual Girl, Spooky Kook, Princess Perfectra, Lurking Violet, Somber Lass, Sister Saturn, Cosmosis, Starcrossed, Alchemical King, Trackstar, Pound Puppy, Hello Kitty, Miss Troia, and Eye Lash Lass. Expect more in the future! I'm vivacious and flirty with great jiggling moons of Naltor! I have the powers to decide the future, stomp on toes, and materialize "grrr!nades" like this: And I desire POWER! Bwah-ha-HAHA! 
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by Eye Lash Lass: I'm good for moraleEye'll say!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I'm thinking of putting my votes up for bid on eBay!
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 Do y'all remember that guy who put his virginity up on eBay? Wasn't he from England? I wonder who bought it. 
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Substitute
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Substitute
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How about Chief Morale Officer?
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 We have a title/position offer!!! Thank you, CK. I love RI so you are definitely a contender for 1 of my votes. Dependiing on if/when someone offers an even better title/position, preferably with an even higher salary and more benefits!!!!!! 
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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How about the The Holder of the Scared Paddle for Spanking? Do with it as you please.
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 Who SCARED the paddle? I want a FEARLESS paddle for public spankings! But I will consider this title/position carefully, as there are some LMBers who deserve flagrant paddling. 
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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<font size="10">FREE SNO CONES EVERYDAY! FREE TOY BATTLESHIP FOR EVERY VOTE! FREE EDE AFRO WIG FOR EVERY VOTE! PUBLIC SPANKINGS WIHT THE SCARED PADDLE! </font s>
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Anyone who can get me new pics of Gary, Loser or Matty Poo can have my vote 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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If any of the candidates DO get you new pictures of me I'd like to know. I might need to sit down with Quislet and discuss restraining orders... 
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Leader
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Leader
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If elected, I hereby declare that I shall name LASH to the role of...
<font size="6">PLATONIC LOVER AND GRAND EXHALTED ADVISOR ON ALL THINGS FABOO! </font s>
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 Do you mean Eye Lash Lass or MLLASH, Pofo? ELL is one of Miss T's alts, as am I. If you are offering moi the title of Platonic Lover and Grand Exalted Advisor on all things Faboo! then I will carefully weigh my choices. If you are offering this to MLLASH, then I call SHENANIGANS! 
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Leader
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Leader
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huh? Eye Lash Lad is not MLLASH.
damn you people and your intolerable Legion of Alt-ID cliques.
I hereby declare that, if elected leader, all alt-ID's will be BANNED.
BANNED, I SAY!!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Wow, that's campaign suicide considering Miss T. alone has the theoretical ability to cast 7,634 votes just amongst her Alt-Id's!
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 it's funny because it's true! 
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