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Greetings and salutations beings of lesser weight. The name is Obese Boy. My powers include a low metabolic rate, excessive flatulence, improved sustenance storage capabilities, and the ability to get banned from radical religious and other uptight message boards in three posts or less.

Well look what we have here.. An entertaining message board for one of the best comics ever that doesn't have uptight moderators. Well sweet. In some ways it's almost a shame.. I always get a kick out of it when I get banned from a message board. I generally laugh my ass off (just ask Su how I reacted when I got banned from the Teen Titans one) when something like that happens. I'm not nice. I'm not sweet. And I don't care if people are offended by what I say, then they need thicker skin. Either that or they can ban me from the boards. Either way, I like it.

But this place seems cool. I've already enjoyed the posts, and it seems the people here have as twisted a sense of humor as I do. So let's rock'n roll, baby.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

Welcome, Obese Boy -- hope you like it here!

And have you met LARDLAD? (He hasn't been around lately, but he's been a stalwart member of our group since the very beginning!)

Welcome aboard Obese Boy! Stop by my office if you have any security needs!

With a name like Obese Boy I gotta ask-- how much DO you weigh?

And how tall are you?

Someone who weighs 180 lbs and is 6 feet tall isn't fat, but someone who weighs 180 lbs and is 5'2 IS. How wack is THAT crap!?!?

Lardlad? Oh.. uh.. no.. never *burp* met him. Gee.. sure is a shame that he dissapears about the time I show up.. *pulls out hand held tape recorder and mumbles* 'Note to self.. flush three more times.'

Sadly, my powers of rotundness are no longer what they used to be. At some point I was a hearty 350 lbs or so, but now I am conciderably less. And as for height - 6'1". But do not despair, I am still the Sultan of Cellulite.

Hey baby. Fyi, I have most of my Legion comics on my bed now. I threw all the others on the floor. You can read them but don't mess up the order. :-)
(He's my bro btw, for anyone who's wondering-- and he's not "considerably less". I think he actually put most if not all of the weight back on). :-P
Oh, did I tell you someone on the board has the same birthday as me?
luv,
-Su

Obese Boy, what is your opinion on Laurel Gand?

Damn! Then all my pants stretched out to be three sizes too large. Damn those stretching cotton and denim fabrics. Lies! They tell LIES!!!!

Laurel Gand? Well, she reminds me of Miss Piggy.
Care to ask why?

*snickers*
You're evil. And you still wear 3XL.
I guess you're happy to have something with xxx in it.
*mutters: miss piggy.. rotfl*

Something else else with XXX in it? What, my massive collection of porn blatantly labeled on my desktop as 'PORN' doesn't count. Sheesh. And of COURSE I wear 3xl. I'm Obese Boy aren't I, dammit.

That reminds me, I forgot one of my powers : I have the ability to break a large ammount of computer chairs in a short ammount of time simply by sitting in them. Here's to chair number 9 this year.

Hi Obese Boy, from Fat Cramer. But it looks like there isn't that much left of you in your avatar...

Welcome to the gang, Obese Boy!

Eric

That's because it's an optical illusion. Clouds of noxious gas are distorting the light making me look partially invisible. Much like gasoline fumes under direct sunlight. And there's plenty of heat to trigger this phenomenon, as well. Why right now I'm glazing a honeyed ham in my pants.

Cheers.