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Wanderer
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Hey there, cute little monkey. Would you like a banana daquiri?
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Should we card him first?
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AArrrggg!!! I wanted to hijack the thousand post milestone! Curses!
Congrats on a nice milestone snatch there Semi. Good work.
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Oh wow, I didn't even notice the milestone, YK. It's this darn first level intelligence of mine.  Only 1500 or so to go before we start SHAKES IV.
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It's the weekend, and once again SHAKES is your evil-free, intrigue-free zone. In here, the gentle green mists of the Emerald Empress' spell will protect you from the nefarious deeds of Viv, her crones, the Royal Inquisitor, and the Cobie clones.
Relax and let our wait-staff (Troy and Babette) pamper you.
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::walks in...looks around and tries to find someone he knows....sees none and walks to the bar, pulls up a bar stool...and orders a frozen chocolate martini::
Any concerns about the content...live with it.
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Bold Flavors
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I'm on a mini-quest myself right now, but nothing helps a mini-quest out like a stop off at SHAKES for a drink and some company. I find the Cobie clones distasteful myself, but hope the real one is always welcome
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Polar Boy v2.0, here's your chocolate martini. Would you like to chill that yourself? Cobie you're always welcome. You don't need to wear your official SHAKES silver thong all the time, though. We like you however you're dressed.
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Sorceress
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STOP CALLING ME A CRONE!!! I hate the good!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by DarkPriestess Viviane:
STOP CALLING ME A CRONE!!! I hate the good! Actually, I called you Viv. I referred to your followers as Crones, but I didn't call you a Crone. I'd never say that to one of SHAKES most esteemed patrons (even if she is technically too young to spend any money here.  )
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it is the weekend. i feel like i should turn evil now that i'm good during the week.
hmmm oh well why keep to a scedule anyways i'll just keep you all on your toes.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Originally posted by DarkPriestess Viviane:
[b]STOP CALLING ME A CRONE!!! I hate the good! Does anyone spend money here?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by DarkPriestess Viviane:
Does anyone spend money here? Sure. Venturan walking money.  Semi, do you have anything dark and bitter (besides one of my ex-girlfriends)? And I'll buy Viv a non-alc beverage of her choice, as well.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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A ghostly voice, sounding as if it comes from faraway says,
"Kent Kent, Remember the Orkney Skullsplitter, its dark and bitter"
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not the orkney skullsplitter! my ears are still ringing from the last time i had it.
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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With feathers?  j/k I'll take one of the biggest drinks you've got...with an umbrella in it.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
A ghostly voice, sounding as if it comes from faraway says,
"Kent Kent, Remember the Orkney Skullsplitter, its dark and bitter" I've yet to try the old Orkney Skullsplitter. I'll give it a go.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I get the feeling that two or three of those and you'll be able see the phantom zone pretty clearly (if nothing else).
...maybe that's the point?..
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Reminds me of a hometown radio ad for a fictional brew: "It's not much, but it'll get you there faster."
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Polar Boy v2.0, here's your chocolate martini. Would you like to chill that yourself?
Cobie you're always welcome. You don't need to wear your official SHAKES silver thong all the time, though. We like you however you're dressed.Thanks I go it handled. yummmm....
Any concerns about the content...live with it.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
[b]A ghostly voice, sounding as if it comes from faraway says,
"Kent Kent, Remember the Orkney Skullsplitter, its dark and bitter" Is that anything like a Pangalactic Gargleblaster?? 
Any concerns about the content...live with it.
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Doors smash open and in walks........
"Hah my little friends, I have returned"
Striding over to the bar Hrun lifts two kegs of mead from behind the bar and heads to a table.
"Hurry slave bring me meat, It was a long journey and i am hungry"
Pulling Babette onto his knee Hrun kisses the girl passionatly.
Now my little beauty if I were to offer you these precious ruby's what would thou offer me?"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Doors smash open and in walks........
"Hah my little friends, I have returned"
Striding over to the bar Hrun lifts two kegs of mead from behind the bar and heads to a table.
"Hurry slave bring me meat, It was a long journey and i am hungry"
Pulling Babette onto his knee Hrun kisses the girl passionatly.
Now my little beauty if I were to offer you these precious ruby's what would thou offer me?"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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