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Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian:
Pulling Babette onto his knee Hrun kisses the girl passionatly.
Now my little beauty if I were to offer you these precious ruby's what would thou offer me?" Why sir, I'm a lady (almost) and if you don't stop that, I'll turn you over my knee and paddle your big hairy old ass.
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 Ummm...does this happen often??
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<walks in> Quite often, actually. Hrun, old friend, how are thee?! <smacks Hrun on the back, tosses him flagon of mead> There's a great battle brewing and it will be glorious to fight by your side again! As it stands, I'm on a quest to regain my power--and claim booty as always on such a journey! I just saw the strangest thing ...
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You and me both, kid.
<chugs>
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Originally posted by Babette: Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian:
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Pulling Babette onto his knee Hrun kisses the girl passionatly.
Now my little beauty if I were to offer you these precious ruby's what would thou offer me?" "Ha! This woman has a fire in her heart and the joy of life in her eye's. Here girl take these ruby's as a gift". Depositing the curvaceous girl on her feet, Hrun sends her on her way with a playful slap on the bum. “quick now girl, bring me meat for tis not good to drink on an empty stomach”
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Calamity Monkey:
Rrrrbbbbb
*sniff* "Tis a monkey" Hrun picks up the small creature and starts to juggle with him.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <walks in>
Quite often, actually.
Hrun, old friend, how are thee?!
<smacks Hrun on the back, tosses him flagon of mead>
There's a great battle brewing and it will be glorious to fight by your side again! As it stands, I'm on a quest to regain my power--and claim booty as always on such a journey!
I just saw the strangest thing ... "Noble Cobaltus! Tis good to see you, I have been sent to find you to give you a message come lets go somewhere more private". Downs flagon of mead in one and playfully throws axe at cobalts head, expecting his magnetic powers to save him.
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<dodges head, as axe narrowly misses and hits a jug of ale, spilling forth a steady stream that ironically refills Outdoor Miner’s glasses> (Not having my magnetic powers sure is going to complicate things…) Come, great warrior! Let us drink to the beginning of our quest! <pulls out new flagon>
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Belches and Farts
"My friend this is good drink.
Come Miner, join us There is plenty even for the likes of you"
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this hrun knows how to party!
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No kidding. Sounds like a great party animal...in a neanderthal kind of way.
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Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian:
Belches and Farts
"My friend this is good drink.
Come Miner, join us There is plenty even for the likes of you" I'll take that bet, but I'm sitting upwind.
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"Ha! tis a good point my little friend. After travelling so long and so far the dust and grime of many days lies upon me
Here take this"
<throws three kegs of dark strong beer toward Miner>
"Babette! wench, is there a bath house in this establishment"
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yeah just let me show you the way (wink)
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SHAKES is a reputable establishment, DB. You'll have to take HRUN to Shameless Hussies Bar for what you have in mind. They have back rooms.
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i was only kidding, i'm sure hrun's going to try and behead me for cracking that joke.
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Originally posted by disaster boy:
i was only kidding, i'm sure hrun's going to try and behead me for cracking that joke. I was going to write "Which head?" in response, but I thought I better not.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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gah, do i get to pick which one?
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It's a rainy, dreary weekend. I think it's time to go Miner-style. How 'bout a three-fer of your finest ale?
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
It's a rainy, dreary weekend. I think it's time to go Miner-style. How 'bout a three-fer of your finest ale? Poor Kent. My weekend sucks to, three waters in beer bottles so I can pretend to get plastered.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by disaster boy:
gah, do i get to pick which one? An axe flys through the air in DB's direction. Followed by three throwing knives, six (empty) bottles and a table. "I choose thou foul Abbot"
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sorry gotta go on a mission to save faraway....
besides violence is forbidden in shakes.
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