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Most noble Cobaltus, Having now seen the bravery and foolhardiness of this most noble Amazon Queen, I realise the great need that faces Legion world.

I shall therefore withdraw a further 1,000 of my personal housecoerls from garrison on the Wall and shall take personal command of my legion at your side.

Alas and Alack, most noble brother. It seems my commission has been temporarily removed from me. I may need to recall the 3,000 naked women archers to act as my personal body guard, please return same (in the condition they were in when I sent them to you please, I dont need 2,500 pregnant women around at this moment in time thank you very much)

Of course I leave with you the 5,000 warriors already promised. May they forever add glory and honour to your name

Fellow Triumvirs,

I anxiously await to see who the new leader of the LMB will be, and how this effects Legion World. Throughout this previous term, there have been many threats against we, the Triumvirate, and our allies, such as the noble Faraway Lad. Showing true compassion for Legion World, we did not enter the city with our armies. However, now is the turning point, and I hope this new government will welcome us all as allies and brothers in arms.

My armies are currently finishing up a small skirmish with an ignoble people that will be very bountiful for us. You shall all be recieving tribute in the form of booty, exotic animals and concubines, as a symbol of our unity.

-Cobaltus

Glorith is an inspiration!

To: Dardanus, most noble and revered of the ancient line of Coulthard, Lord of Hardian's Wall and Primus Pilus of the armies of Cobaltus.

Glorith has not been seen in some time, old friend. If she arises again, I may have to capture her and send her to my new ally Hrun the Barbarian to be his house guest.

I look forward to the full restoration of your post when the new leader is elected.

-Cobaltus Primus Augustus
Triumvir and Legate of the First Armies of Legion World

To:
Cobaltus Primus Augustus
Triumvir and Legate of the First Armies of Legion World

All Hail most powerful one.


I look forward to receiving as a slave this Glorith you mention. I shall teach her the pleasures of obedience and other pleasures taught to me by the mystics of the east. I shall return her to you a new woman.

In loyalty

Hrun

Salute, Imperial Triumvirate!

I come to offer my services to the great empire of LegionWorld. As a trained archivist and student of historical registry, I will record the glorious acheivements of your reign. As your scribe, I will insure that your names live long beyond your ken; that persons great and small shall hear of your deeds; that with each breath, the masses of LegionWorld praise you.

I will rally a mighty assemblage to serve at your leisure. Grant me the honour of this most sacred duty and I will strive to perform to your utmost satisfaction.

I pledge to you, Gracious Triumvirate, my loyalty and life.

Your servant,
Cassius Judas.

Cassius Judas,

I look upon your pledge with merriment. I gladly welcome another scribe to join us, although I have many already ensuring that the legends of the Triumvirate live on.

Of course, you must first pass the tests of loyalty to join us in our conquets. These are simple for any trained warrior and involve nothing more than crossing the dessert with no water while being chased by armed horsemen and then fighting a lion in the Arena. Once accomplished, you will have a seat in our courts!

Let the masses rejoice for us!

-Cobaltus

Noble Hrun,

Once Glorith is caught, she shall be sent to you immediately. In the meantime, enjoy these servants for your own pleasure.

I look forward to our next pillaging of faraway lands!

-Cobaltus

Dear Cobaltus Primus Augustus,

I think slavery and servantry is wrong, I may have to beat you with in an inch of your life.

Thank you,

Lady of the Lake

Tis interesting is it not, that our slaves only endure unlimited pleasure, warmth and a full stomach, whilst this so called free woman can only offer pain and suffering.

Me thinks sometimes freedom is only the choice of how to be miserable.

Someone call Legion World Janitor, Abin Quank. Cobaltus has clogged up the Commodius again.

Legion Worlders,

We of the Triumvirate are happy to see the election has gone well, and the noble Kid Prime and the equally noble Ultra Matt have become the new leaders.

We Triumvirs look forward to a prosperous time on Legion World. Since we are in charge of the armies, which the ancient laws forbid to enter the city itself, we gladly exist in our capacities of Triumvirs away from Legion World politics, and act instead as protectors of Legion World and templates of glory.

We will continue to glorify the legend of Legion World, and will do so happily knowing that it is in good hands.

The Triumvirate and our armies salute you. Although their loyalty to us is unwavering, they too agree that this is good for all.

-Cobaltus Primus Augustus

Eryk Davis Ester, noble fellow Triumvir,

I understand that the life of a triumvir is often tedious and never-ending. However, old friend, I must insist that you continue to serve as a Triumvir for Legion World, since by doing so, you are doing Legion World and all of the universe a great service!

Need I remind you of brave Martyrious, who died in your honor, uttering the infamous words “I live and die for Eryk Davis Ester”, which is now the motto of your army, which must be taken as an oath before any can join? Must I remind you that your armies where their nelly caps proudly, and the thought of losing them is enough to bring grief to them all?

Their allegiance is to you my friend, which is the only reason it is even remotely close to being to Legion World. To lose their allegiance to you opens up the possibility that one third of Legion World’s armies may no longer be allied to Legion World itself.

Surely Pizzazz and any other who may have the noble intentions of taking your place will not be able to capture their hearts in the same way you did when you fought back against the Naturals, the Dark Stu-Bots and the Ink Stains over these past months!

I say let your officers run things for a time and take a brief vacation from the duties of a Triumvir! For we cannot afford to lose one of the greatest generals of our time!

Eryk Davis Ester, your fellow Triumvirs salute you! Stay with us brother! Strength and Honor!

For the glory and grandeur of Legion World!

Dear Cobalt,

You suck, literally, and I did not want the position, he forced it on me. But I could see that he needed some relief so I obliged.

I repeat, you literally suck.

Bite me,

Pizzazz

Noble Cobaltus and Brave Pizzazz,

I'm glad to see the two of you have already formed a cordial working relationship.

While it is true that it may not be as easy as I first thought to transfer the loyalties of my armies to a new general, I am determined to do so, for the good of Legion World. Perhaps it would ease the transition if I took on Pizzazz as my second-in-command for the time being, if she is willing, and then slowly shifted responsibility to her?

In any case, I am willing to aid in certain duties such as overseeing the building of Legion World statues, but I would very much welcome new blood into that process as well. As Pizzazz has expressed a particular fondness for that enterprise, I believe she would be an excellent choice for an additional member of the committee. I have some other ideas for new members as well.

Hunky Eryk Davis Ester,

Second in command? I don't know, I've always been numero uno. But if it will help me in the long run, the I'm game.

Sexy Pizzazz

Pulchitudinous Pizzazz,

I already *love* having you in this position! Basically, my plan is that you're in charge, we're just not telling Cobie that.

Etherous Ester

Enamored Eryk Davis Ester

*tee hee

Perfect Pizzazz

I hope you're not serious Viv

I just didn't want to lose EDE since this is one of our long running jokes.

And I guess if Pizzy was EDE's second in command for a time (much like Faraway is my own), then the army could become accustomed to her and it would work.

We have to think of them after all...

(I'm not serious, Des)

You suck!

Literally!

Ok! Well, then welcome aboard!

Be sure to brush up on your Roman military references! We Triumvirs like to send long letters during times of crisis on Legion World. Usually, we try to make our titles longer with each letter!

I have complete faith in Pizzazz to be every bit as pretentious and overblown as we are!