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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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Sorry. I forgot to turn the ringer back on on my cell phone. Ooh, it's Morgause. I'd better take this...
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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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Cell phone, hah! The only way Morgause can communicate is through sex, just cause that has numbers 0-9 doesn't make it a phone, if you get what I'm saying.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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If that's the way that she communicates then she's speaking my language!
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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Maybe that's why you have such a hard time communicating with her. If you ever need a translator just let me know...
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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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Feh! Enough of this LollapaLoser fest! With his witty innuendo and dreams of depravity!
I need to practice my flirting, posthaste!!!
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Maybe you could help me learn to get along with machines better, Miss RC?
Just spouting off.
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I could try but Prime is built more to your specifications, CJ.
You are an extra cutie mctootie, though!
(Grabs CJ and kisses him passionately. System begins vibrating. Hmmmm Viv was right.)
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Miss RC, while I may have a taste for the more PRIMEal, never let it be said I don't appreciate the bat of your optic sensor, the fullness of your oral purtrubences, or the curve of your aft compartment.
Just spouting off.
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*dreamy sigh, as I float on a happy cloud* CJ Taylor, your charming words shift my engine into overdrive. You have a most desirable chassis yourself. (Transforms into a sleek racecar.) Care to take me for a spin, CJ? Maybe go parking on Lookout Point. *tee hee*
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Miss RC, you and I can cruise at top speed for hours! Maybe after a pit stop at Lookout Mountain, you'll go for a rough ride with me and my Jeep.
Just spouting off.
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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
Maybe after a pit stop at Lookout Mountain, you'll go for a rough ride with me and my Jeep. You know, I always thought Hound was gay!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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(Grabs CJ and Prime and initiates a menage-a-tron!)
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<marquee behavior=alternate> </marquee>
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*dreamy sigh* CJ's sooooooooooo cute! *dreamy sigh*
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Just spouting off.
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You know, Lash, if you print that CJ pic out, it will probably be wallet-sized
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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Originally posted by Miss RC: (Grabs CJ and Prime and initiates a menage-a-tron!) THAT'S not something you saw on the Transformers cartoon every day!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Today's a special day.
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Re: I need to flirt!!!!!
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Originally posted by Lady Crujectra: You know, Lash, if you print that CJ pic out, it will probably be wallet-sized I am wallet sized!
Just spouting off.
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Hrun throws Axe in a flirtatious way
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Taking the shaft of Hrun's axe demurely, Cats purrs, "meow!"
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Now this pussy I like.
Rubs cat under chin
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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(Strains to lift the huge axe. Magically it rises of its own accord.)
*tee hee*
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