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It appears that science has failed to restore Cobie to human form.

Would it be possible for all magicians, witches, spell casters and other experts in the mystic arts to seek a solution? Perhaps some group effort could break the spell he's under, or some ancient and obscure ritual that one of you might know.

Either that, or we ask Doctor One to fix him up with a lady amoeba...

Maybe if we all just close our eyes and repeat "I do believe in Cobie! I do believe in Cobie!" he will be restored.

Are you sure STU doesn't have an antidote and is just holding out for a bigger bribe.. er I mean just compensation? Maybe if you get STU drunk at SHAKES he'll slip and reveal the cure.

It hasn't failed, I can do it if someone else shrinks him down first The reversion chamber won't admit a giant amoeba @_@

You guys don't even need to do that, the Oan Presto-Chango Chamber I left in his office is large enough and should do the trick. (I Hope)

Could you set the chamber to make his butt a little cuter?

Well, technically my powers don't so much involve illusion casting as they do bending reality. The length of time that the changes hold depends on how much power I use. If I feed enough power into it, I can permanently warp reality (like I did when I retconned my marriage to Stu).

For the proper incentive, I could be persuaded to reshape Cobie Cakes into a more pleasing form

I suppose so, if you define "Cuter" for me. I'm not an authority in the area of men's butts. But, if you want it to look like Spellbinder's butt... Or Harbinger's...

Come to think of it... Nah, if you can't trust the instructions on a box of Oan Cap't Crunch, what can you trust?

Rounded bubble butt, but not big. it should make his tightie-whities look a little smaller than two volley balls.

Call it a hunch, but I don't think my ass would look all that great on Cobie's caboose

Focus, people, focus! No good modifying his butt if the rest of him stays an amoeba.

Trust me, Cramer dear, no one wants his manhood restored more than I do

Well, I can certainly SHRink him down in size if SoM is sure that his reversion chamber will do the trick.

I'm sure, if the Amoeba's willing to try it. I desquirrelised one of my altIDs okay with it anyway

Guess it's up to Giant Amoeba Cobie, then. Cobie, what do you say. Do you trust me to SHRink you down so SoM can revert you.

(Guess I'll have to make him grOW again afterwards or we'll have a Tiny Human Cobie running around here instead of a Giant Amoeba Cobie! )

Look, I keep telling you guys, it's covered, all he has to do is step into the Presto-Chango Chamber.

I'm beginning to think you guys don't trust me.

What's this in your closet, AQ? This mysterious cloak...?

Thanks FC, for starting this thread! This is the official "Change Cobalt Back" thread ! You're the best!

Thanks Abin, your machine wasn't quite right, but I like it anyway .

And guys, my butt is legendary for being cute enough as it is! Anymore and their will be riots in the street!

Thanks Vee and SoM! I'm definately willing to give it a try!

SoM, can I try it now? I'm getting a little anxious, I'm sick of being a Giant Amoeba!

I need Vee to shink you first - as it stands (umm... slithers ) you won't fit in the restoration chamber

Sounds good! Can you shrink me, or do I need to wait for Vee?

Need to wait for Vee. Contrary to the rumours that Stu (while mad) put about, I don't have shrink-tech. Nor duplication tech like iB said.

Gotcha. Well, I hope Mr. Ramon Navarro look alike gets here soon !

Hopefully you'll be around later then SoM! Otherwise, I might try and get in myself and operate it, and things could get a bit out of control then...

Shouldn't we have a poll?

Maybe we'd prefer you as the amoeba.

I'm here Cobie, let me know when you're ready to be SHRunk!

Just checking - we DO have a baseline recording of Cobie's physiological makeup, don't we? I should be able to do it either way, but it helps to reduce the possibilty of errors. Safety first you understand, in case Abin's been playing with the machine again