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Ah, I miss the wonderful feeling of sleeping on the tables at SHAKES....
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Somebody toss IB in the storeroom. We have to discuss this Royal Inquisitor business and that snoring is distracting me.
Just have a Club Soda with some bitters - I need a clear head right now.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Why, FC, I never would have expected such rough treatment from you! Although I suppose my snoring is a bit too much... Oh well, let's talk about it when I wake up.
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Ha! That's some funny converstating right there.
I'm not feeling liquored up enough, ANOTHER ROUND!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hmmmmm...he hasn't made it here yet apparently. I seem to have gotten ahead of him finally!
Time enough for a nap!
*purrrrr*
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<Enters SHAKES quietly, Wearing protective gloves and carrying a Titanium Cat Carrier, Quickly scoops up the sleeping Queen Connie and places her in the carrier, locking it with a heavy gauge high security lock.>
Don't worry kitty, a short stay at Dr. K. Nine's will do you good.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Stoopid Cats gonna have some company!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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<Walks in. Sees Zoe drinking and IB's feet sticking out of the store room closet.> Zoe...? Where is everyone? Was Space Ranger here? What happened to FC and Queen Connie? Did you see anything? Oh...and how YOU doin'  Maybe a few drinks together while you tell all about what you saw, and a then somewhere more comfortable might be what we need right here...
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 I can't believe what I'm seeing on the tape from our security cameras! Ranger kidnapped Connie! What's Legion World coming to when one of it's most senior security officers is kidnapping sentinents while they're asleep! There better be a damn good explanation for this or I'm going to make Space Ranger and his overblown ego so small that the litter from the kittie box is going to seem like boulders to him. Then I'll give him to Connie & Stoopid Cat to practice their stalking skills! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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*spots Cobie in the corner sharing a drink with Zoe* Cobie! Come over here and look at this!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Holey Moley! I had a feeling something terrible happened in here! Vee, check out the Security announcement I put up at the Security Office--I've expelled Space Ranger from the Security Office. Not only has he kidnapped Stoopid Cat and Connie, he plans a Legion World wide Alt ID Revolution!!! I just bumped into Abin before, and he said he was heading to your HQ! I was sharing a drink with Zoe trying to get some info, before I headed back to see Abin. Things are getting crazy! Zoe, I'll see you soon <pinches her behind > <Kicks IB lightly> and when you wake up, c'mon and join us 
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Can't a body enjoy a quiet drink around her anymore? What is that good awful noise outside?
Rank hath it's privileges
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I don't know, all my attention is focused on my butt, it's still a bit sore from the sensual pinch Cobalt gave me, Prowrr.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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So, where has Semi been? He's missed!
And Arachne and Outdoor Miner?
And I wish Stu and Kid Prime would come back...
All the SHAKES regulars aren't around much right now...I think I'll just drink until the come back...
(or until Vee, Harbinger, Abin or IB carry me home...)
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I'd carry you home sweetheart but I'm in a mind to join you getting drunk this evening, how about last one standing carries the other?
Care to join me in a large glass of Jamieson and coke?
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I'm not old enough to drink, but we won't tell the authorities that. HA ha ha! (and so on and so forth with the evil laugh)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Really? neither am I! My, now we have something in common! So, uh, tell me, do you prefer older or younger men? 
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<pours beer>
I see I have a lot of catching up to do.
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***Shhhhhhhhh!!!****
IB is trying out some of the lines Cobie taught him on Kinetixgreenzoe. Don't anyone interrupt them!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Oh, I see. <pulls up chair> This oughta be good.
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I think I'll join you! <pulls up chair next to OM & pours more beers>
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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You're a scholar and a gentleman, Vee. <pulls out infra-red spy glasses> No need to get *too* close. Don't wanna throw the boy off his game.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
You're a scholar and a gentleman, Vee.
<pulls out infra-red spy glasses>
No need to get *too* close. Don't wanna throw the boy off his game. There are very few of us left, OM, and we need to stick together! <pours more beers> These spyglasses are really powerfully OM. They make everything look enourmous!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Well, if you boys must know, I don't care for the younger type. You have to be my age or older, but not to old, I don't want to be dating someone as old as my dad, so to put it in plain english, you'll do just fine IB.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hmmm <pulls up chair next to OM and Vee and waits>
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Yay! Good for IB! <pours another beer for OM & himself & one for BB>
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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