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Yes, of course, here's a sensible belt and some mildly adventurous flip-flops to protect your feet.

Mildly adventurous flip-flops really are the best.

When I blow out my flip-flop, I return home to the booze in my blender...since soon it will render that frozen concoction that helps me hang on...

(Jimmy Buffet, anyone?)

I'll have a pint of your best IPA.

<looks down at own body and shrikes>

What the hell is THAT!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a pint of our best IPA (checks vid screen to see what the hell IPA is). Enjoy. <giggles>

INDIA PALE ALE!!!!!!

I'll have one, too

Thanks
I needed that beer, just wait until Faraway Lad sees this.

How am I supposed to tell him his girlfriends a man friend???????

Gilgglebot, maybe I could slip Faraway a bi-beer -- then he wouldn't care.

maybe I should have a bi beer, will that turn me back?

No, a bi-beer won't turn you back - it'll just make you, er... well ... let's just say .... versatile.

<giggle> funny Darden says I can turn my hand to most things <giggle>

Hey ther Vee and Semi, can you believe your wonderful establishment here (with the authentic brass rubbed whatever it is doors)just fell off of Page One??

Like WTF???

It is quiet in here tonight. Has it been since that new MEAD hall opened that all your normally loyal clientel have taken a night off to try over there? Don't worry guys, it's only going to remind them why there's nowhere like here :phew:

Hey STAFF!!!

Is there anyone here?

<looks around, see there is noone else around and reaches over for a bottle of Rose, twists the top out in one well practiced move and seetles into the comfy lounge chair near the big olde worlde fireplace>

<sits upright with a jolt - you can almost see the lightbulb pop into existance above my head>

***GASP****** has SHAKES been taken over by time freezing aliens just like that old episode of the Twilight Zone?

I don't see any time freezing aliens. BTW, it's "triple-marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors." Rose? A doll like you shouldn't be drinking the cheap stuff. Let me get you an insolent little Pinot to take the edge off the day.

Just like the shopkeeper from Mr Benn you pop up with great grace there Semi. Thank you for the Pinot but I think this one glass will be enough for now.

They are very impressive triple-marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors you have there Semi.

Thanks Harbs, people often comment favourably on my swinging doors.

Why don't you lie by the pool. I'll bring you frozen margarita (with an umbrella). We have complementary umbrellas to protect your porcelain skin from the sun.

Don't mind if I join the two of you for a quick drink myself!

A shot of a nice whiskey and a India Pale Ale might do the trick.

Hey, Cob-ster. Whiskey and IPA (now that I've learned what it is). Why don't you join Harbs by the pool. I'll bring it out.

I've just had IPA last night for the first time, after hearing everyone talking about it here.

Veeeeeery good!

I'll bet you liked it so much because just met that hottie Nema that works for India Pale Ale.

You know, that girl from IPA, Nema!

I love a good pun - the sicker the better.

Whoo. I'll skip the drinks for today and head straight for the pool! What a scorcher.

Semi, I dropped off the sensible sandals and pants behind the bar. Thanks for the loan!

Thanks Future, and double thanks for having them professionally laundered.

No problem. My mother taught me well.

Ah, the pool felt great today. Now, anyone care to join me for a drink?