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Sounds good YK! I hadn't heard about Red Arthur, I'll mourn for him.

Good to hear Blue Cheese Lad and Gay Green Giant are doing great!

And it's good to see you back as an active LMBer again, even as your making a ton of money on the side.

Vee, its seems Hrun is amassing quite a lot of angry females looking for him. I only hope he hears about my previous offer to him and Stoopid Cat before he's caught--and then makes the right decision.

I'd like to propose that SHAKES develop a drink called an "Emerald Empress" in honour of the valiant lady protecting this excellent establishment. What would go in it, I leave to the expert bartenders.

I believe I once had a bartending friend mix up a drink with the vague specifications "make it green." It can be done as I recall, though to be honest I myself did not drink the thing. We gave it to a friend who really needed a drink.

I think the Emerald Empress would like:

3 oz. Heradura Silver tequila
3 oz. fresh lime juice
splash of Roses lime
1 oz.Midori Melon liqueur

served over crushed ice and garnished with a green cocktail cherry.

Or failing that, there's always green beer like on St. Paddy's day.

I went to Savannah for St. Patrick's day several times and never once got served any green beer so I always felt a little cheated.

I'll have the same, minus the Midori and cherry... No, maybe a double.

Without the midori, it's just a margarita. The green cocktail cherry symbolizes the eye.

That's okay. I can do without the eye-strain

If he keeps this up, he'll break your record.

[yawn]

How can a rose be a lime?

I'd ask for an opal nera but it would just knock me out faster.

That's why I count on you to get my drunk, OM! This way, I can't remember when they find me...

Cobie, since when have you ever needed help getting drunk?

Well, never, but the knowledge that Miner has been drinking steadily for 83 pages (and many before that) give welcome encouragment

Miner's a SHAKES stalwart, that's for sure. Here, have a gin and tonic.

Cobie, did I ever tell you about my family? I've got several brothers and a sister.

Semi Transport Fellow,
Semi Transmutate Fellow,
Semi Transgender LassLad,
Semi Tranference Fellow
Semi Transmission Fellow, and
Semi Transatlantic Filly

Can you guess what their powers are?

I've seen your cousin at the Silicon Valley Philharmonic:

Semi Conductor

That's a pretty large family, Semi! Semi Transmutate Fellow seems especially interesting...

BTW, I remember months back about the secret of one extra secret unrevealed super-power that you have. Did this ever leak out?

Hello, hope you haven't gotten too drunk without me.

SPLASH!!!!!

Semi lands in the pool as the three Griffins drop him off.

(see hruns hall of vallhalla thread)

Without waiting the Griffins fly back.

Stoopid Cat sneaks out from under a table and looks at Semi climbing out of the pool.

**Hiss**

It's time - no more Mr. Nice Cat - Hrumbf's gone too far.

<A silvery glow surrounds Stoopid Cat and he begins to morph into a new form. Within the space of a few seconds the black and white Tom-Cat is gone and a large - Very Large - Siberian Tiger stands in his place.>

All those centuries of watching STU's various transformations have paid off.

<Opens Tesseract entrance, leaps into Tesseract System>

**ROAR**

Fortunately, I am able to selectively utilize the powers of my siblings in times of dire need. Calling upon upon the skills of Semi Transmute Fellow, I can fall into poop and literally come out smelling like roses. As I passed through the tesseract, I transmuted the clinging traces of cat poop to H2O, and actually came out cleaner than when I was so unceremoniously dropped into the pile. I then used Semi Transatlantic Filly's power to be in two places at once, to remain inside Hrun's Valhalla Hall and when the guards backs were turned, kick them into the pile of poop.

Interesting...

Is this the previously unmentioned power? To channel the powers of other family members?

And hey Zoe, lookin' good

What he said.

I sure could go for a cold one or three. It's so nice outside I can't stand it.