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Awwww. Can't somebody build Giant Robotic Life Partner or something? That's just sad.
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I've tried to get her interested in starting a flannel factory or a tofu farm, but even those sure fire saphic pastimes don't interest her. I'm bewildered. She can't be suffering from the depression associated with LBD (lesbian bed death) because she doesn't have a partner. Who knows? Perhaps a photo-manip of Martha Raye in the nude might help. It's worth a shot.
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I need a shot after having the image of Martha Raye naked wedged into my brain. Jim Beam, please hurry.
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Here's that Jim Beam - up or rocks?
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Straight up, maybe a water chaser. I don't do many shots these days.
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Go relax in the pool. I'll bring it out to you, matlock. And mind KZG. Don't dunk her. She's nursing a headache.
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I tried making out with GRL, which usually gets her on the warpath, and all she did was slip me toungue.
Now I'm truly scared.
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Kind of leaves a bitter metallic taste in your mouth, eh?
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The Present is Past
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That had to have been one large, metallic tongue! You know, the whole Giant Robot bit and all.
It's a miracle you survived, Cobie!
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Maybe I should forget about my headache then and nurse Cobie back to health?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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The cure pretty much is the disease in Cobie's case, but what the heck.
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I'd probably only be adding flames to the fire?
Maybe I should let him writh in his pain? Hmm...
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Ah, a cruel streak. He'd probably enjoy that too.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Well, it's a precaution. Knowing Cobie, he'll go kiss GRL again just so he can get the cure over and over.
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So your saying, that if I were to be a cruel bitch, he would still find that sexy, interesting...
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Cobie finds just about anything sexy and a turn on. That's why we love him 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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The Present is Past
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Indeed. Chances stand half his heroic fundraisers are really just to put horse-whips into the hands of cruel, naughty gals!
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Rats. I thought it was rats. It was. StuRats!
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How 'bout a Bolt and a Sweet Caroline in honor of LW's favorite Founding couple?
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Oh, and I'll have another margarita.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I'd love a cup of English morning Tea please, just a dash of milk.
And I'll be over on the piano if thats ok?
<wanders over to Piano and practices Scissor Sisters 'Laura' in a vain bid to be prepared to impress her students on Monday with her hip and trendy musicianship>
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A cruel streak in bed can be fun sometimes Although I'll have to let you know KZG, that I can get pretty rough too...  I think I'll start the day with a Margaritta, as the summer comes to an end...
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The Present is Past
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To the end of summer!  ...because believe it or not, I REALLY, REALLY want to be back at school right now. So the faster this week goes by, the better!
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Uhh, I'm dreading my first day at college. I'm so nervous, maybe I better not have any liquids.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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