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Wanderer
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I think she likes it straight from the tap, Far!
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Wanderer
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I think I like this woman  If she ever gets over here, I can take her to a few brewery taps
Faithfull
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Deputy
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Deputy
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 Are you boys offering to tap my keg?
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Wanderer
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Offering? I think we're insisting on it! 
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Deputy
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Ya know, believe it or not, I'm not nearly this forward or pursued in real life. Is it any wonder I'm a posting whore?
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Wanderer
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In real life women won't even talk to me. 
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Deputy
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That's because men with large penises are intimidating face-to-face.
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Wanderer
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I usually don't put it in their face right away...
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 FACE to face, not... Oh, heavens, nevermind... Well-endowed men can be so obtuse.
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Wanderer
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We can be, but it's all a part of our charm.
Well, that and the huge packages, of course.
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Sorceress
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Lou...
Huge...
I'd say gigantic.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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I'm sorry. You're right, it's gigantic!
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Sorceress
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I'm always right, it's my gift and my boobs, no need to tell us yours, it obvious when I tilt my head down.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
so when are you coming over to the old country to taste the "real" stuff Des? Hopefully sometime soon! Then you can show me what a real pub is supposed to look like.
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Sorceress
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Is a real pub like one of those building with 60 year old hookers that make crappy jokes and smoke cheap cigarettes?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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 Three's Company had an American-version pub called the Regal Beagle!
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Sorceress
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Oh, Try. I've been meaning to talk to you.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by KinetixgreenZoe:
Is a real pub like one of those building with 60 year old hookers that make crappy jokes and smoke cheap cigarettes? You're confusing "pub" with "government office".
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Sorceress
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Sorceress
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 You're probably right.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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Well, it was so quiet in here that we had to close down for a few days before the long weekend festivities. You'll notice that we've spruced up the place. The bar has a new coat of wax, the floors postively gleam and the pool sparkles. There should be lots of fun and games in the pool and pool-side throughout the weekend. Don't forget the tea-dance on the pool deck each day starting at 3:00 each afternoon. Drinks are half price (which makes them still free ) You may notice that your propietor has taken on a new name. Many thanks to Miss T for suggesting it. (But how did she know ....? )
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The Present is Past
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The Present is Past
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Oh, wow, I love the new SHAKES. Excellent work, Semi. How did we ever survive this past week without this place?
C'mon guys, time to get that tea-dance on the pool deck started early.
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Sorceress
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Dance, allright, but I can get a little wild.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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Wow! You even left the JWB next to the coffee machine. Thanks Semi (oh Titantic One!  )
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Wanderer
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Raven's dancing? And I missed it?!?
*pops another quarter into the jukebox*
What song should I play Rave?
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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