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Just what are you getting at here...?

You know where I'm getting at, are you that kind of man?

Sure, yeah, why not...

(Breathing heavily) Then...be a dear, get me something to cool off, and I'll show you something no Russian woman can do.

Check please!

(breathing fanatically) Have you ever seen my Isle at night, no, then I insist, you must.

I'll hail a cab...

Thank you darling (grabs coat and runs to the door)

*Grrrrr*

I'll have what she's having.

stuey, is that you? what has become of you?

No business again. It's been empty in here for two days. At this rate, we'd go out of business, if we had to count on selling drinks for our income. Oh, well, with no customers, at least I can clean the place in the nude.

Err, I'll come back later. Pine-Sol and nudity are a scary mix.

hey Semi, need any help?

Thankfully, I have my invisibility powers intact, despite the name change. I'm transparent from the belly button down. Modesty is still my calling card.

Rdstr2, here's a mop.

mopping away sir! what should i do with those passed out drunks in the corner?

Oh that's just Stoopid cat and puppy Stu. They like to sleep behind the bar sometimes when the sun's too hot by the pool.

You've been working pretty hard Rdstr2. Why don't you take a break by the pool. I'll bring you out a margarita. Don't mind Giant Robotic Lesbian, she seems to have taken up a permanent position beside the diving board at the deep end. It gives her a better view of the ladies' synchro swim team that practices here on Tuesdays.

Nice, I could use some sun and a nice cold margarita sounds great. No salt please.

Hi gang, I'm just popping in for a quick practice on the piano. Anyone mind if I try my hand at a Nat King Cole style rendition of Let There Be Love? No? good.

<sits at piano, stretches fingers, takes deep breath and begins>

Let there be you
Let there be me
Let there be oysters under the Sea

Hi Harbs, what can I get you? A tall cool gin and tonic? Be right with you after I take this margarita, no salt, out to rdstr2 by the pool.

Love the song. It makes me feel all romantic and stuff.

[Bill Clinton]

I did not have sex with that feline!

[/Bill Clinton]

Nobody said you did. You were just cuddling.

That song was lovely 'binger. It's always so nice to have you playing the piano here at SHAKES. It adds so much to the ambiance.

Submarine races in the pool! Winner gets a free margarita and back-rub by Giant Robotic Lesbian.

Cool I am in! Can I have the blue one?

rdstr2, I can always count on you to open up the bar. Yes, of course you can have the blue one - mask that is. We don't use real or toy submarines. It's actually an underwater race that you participate in. Since you're the first one here, you get dibs on lanes and you can practice beforehand. I'd lay off the margs, though, until after the race.