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I know what a dingus is, my Sight has informed me that Pagan Lass knows nothing of my child with Abin.

Your Sight? Child your sight should have told you you were messing with a MARRIED MAN! Your Sight!

But! Child, He had the power to easily repel your crude advances and so I blame him, not you.

Ever since Cobie-Bear gave him that silly Power ring... He just hasn't been the same...

My Sight did tell me he's was married, but the Goddess said I needed to bare a child, and that he was to be the father.

I thought I should play innocent, but the truth is out.

I do what I need to.

You all need a drink, and some advice on getting child support. (Unfortunately, I'm a simple bartender and have chosen not to dispense advice on the subject.)

Semi - you hunka, hunka burning love! When you can, will you fix me a tall pink lemonade with a gin kick and a celery stalk for my vitamins? Purty pleeze!

Semi, You may be many things but simple, Never!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Man's one of the smartest people Anyone Knows! And he just proved it!)

Lurking Violet, one tall pink lemonade, with a gin kick and a spritz or soda to tickle your tongue. Celery on the side, sweetie. Don't want to mix the two - it just isn't done.

Ranger, welcome. You're looking hale and I see you've chosen a wooden bar stool. (those past problems seem to have cleared up nicely.) It's a Johnny Walker Black, if I recall - or is it Red?

*tee hee* fizzy bubbles *tee hee*

Semi, I am here on business but I need a drink before going back into a meeting. Got anything that wont leave a smell on the breath?

Far, I'm told that vodka based drinks are odourless. However, drink enough of anything and the alcohol is noticeable. So what the hell, how about a Boodles martini (that's gin, but you might as well enjoy life).

Hello Semi, how's the day?

I think I'll have a Manhatten, something to calm the nerves at the end of a long day.

For some reason, there seems to be certain posters against me here on LW. Isn't that strange?

Luckily, I can avoid all of that nonsense here in SHAKES...

All I can tell you is I never got busted coming in drunk in my youth when vodka was on the menu, but when we switched to mostly beer or the brown goods, I was not so stealthy.

OVERTHROW COBALT! *tee hee*

OVERTHROW COBALT -- The real O.C.! would make a faboo bumper sticker. Purty pleeze Future? Do it or you'll be a doomed old woman!

Sadly, the schedule is still a bit thick to be able to make bumper stickers mid-week. Get back to me on Saturday and we'll see what we can do.

Ah, I love the "doomed old woman" phrase! Three words that don't relate to me at all and yet I'll gladly accept the name.

Oh, they relate to you, Future. Because Viv coined the phrase. To sing an old childhood favorite: Viv & Future sitting in a tree, V-I-R-T-U-A-L!

Bah!

Classic use of "Bah!"

Nicely done, Future!

Cobie, a Manhattan it is. And don't you always have somebody (rubbing up) against you?

I try to

Thanks for the Manhatten, you're still the best bartender around! I'll have another...

I never had a man, "bah" the fact of going virtual with me. He won't be complaining after the dance.

I'd like some Ginger Ale.

We'll see what happens, Viv.

Since you and Abin now have a pseudo-thing going, I have to watch where I tread very carefully.

I only flirted with Abin so he could impregnant me so I could give birth to a powerful child that will become a great leader of the future.

I'm completely dedicated to you. And if anyone gives you trouble you come to me and I'll magic their arse.

Well, I'm still confused...as always...but I'll try to remember that last part, Viv!

How's the night life at SHAKES tonight, Semi?

I's Black Semi, and yes the problems have cleared up, but oddly I miss my "Special Chair."

By the way, have you heard from Abin lately? I need to find him before his wife does.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(If she finds him first Legion World may need a New Janitor!)