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You sound more like me every day, Cobes.
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 Must I bump into you everywhere, you pompous Keystone cop! Reallllllllllly. HMMMPH!
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Was that nails on a chalk-board? I like your voice better when it's all silky, Miss T.  Besides, at SHAKES I like to keep the drama around who's going to pour the next round. Miner?
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Oh, why not? <pours round; chugs>
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I excuse myself to the bathroom and change into a red, backless, halter style gown which hugs my curves generously. The slit on the left side reveals my long, silky leg. When I reappear I take the stage and sing a soulful rendition of Bootylicious. Once done several handsome male sentients order me drinks and I spend the evening laughing, having completely forgotten any trivial men I mistakenly knew before.
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They're anything but trivial.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hrun smiles at lady in red dress.
His large well muscled barbarian body moves with a surprising grace and he is next to the laughing maiden.
Knocking the several male sentients on the head and throwing them out of the window, he turns to Trysexual.
"waiter, more mead"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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I see a little barbarian in the future.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Just a "little" one?
I guess it's true what they say about carrying the big weapons to compensate and all...
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I meant a kid, and if what your saying is true, I may have to retract that statement.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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So where are all the post-election festivities?
If no one else is here, I'll just help myself to the primo stash behind the counter...
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The winners haven't even shown their faces yet, it would be wierd if all the losers just came and drank. Wait, that would be perfectly sane. Pass me a cold one.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Done.
I'm going to miss drinking on the job.
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Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane:
it would be wierd if all the losers just came and drank. How would that be different from the way things are usually? *CHUG*
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I'm going to miss drinking on the job. That's why I'm employed as SHAKES's bouncer. That way, I can always drink on the job!
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Does part of the bouncer job require you to stand around and drink while a barbarian tosses male sentients out the window?
If so, how are the benefits?
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I'm not really sure.
Actually, other than what the backside of the bar looks like (since I'm usually passed out back there), I'm frankly not sure of much that goes on around here.
Oh well.
*CHUG*
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You get to watch me walk around with my enormous clevage, some say that's a benefit.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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STU's always laying down on the job as well! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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But we love him anyway! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Quick my Friend more Mead over here. And ask those Varagian's to be quiet over there as I recite poetry to this fine lady.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Yay! I won! Drinks for everybody!
(Oh, wait... we get that anyway. I'll have to think about an appropriate celebratory generous gesture.)
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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I love see the local men, all drunk and incoherent.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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What's the official drink of the Prime/Ultra administration?
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