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Wanderer
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Maybe when Troy gets off work, later this week, he could take you to a droid bar. But I have to warn you, they're a bunch of sex machines there and they never stop.
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Bold Flavors
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I always wondered what it was that Mantis saw in them. I guess now I know...
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 That reminds me, I need to work up entries for Troys and Brads for the Directory.
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Time Trapper
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Maybe when Troy gets off work, later this week, he could take you to a droid bar. But I have to warn you, they're a bunch of sex machines there and they never stop. I'll be sure to bring some motor oil or other appropriate lubricant.
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Wanderer
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Wear rubber-soled shoes. That'll help you avoid any nasty electrical shocks!
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Droids do not have metal skeletons. They are constructed of Neoderm™ over Ossi-form™, with a fully functionning Pari-vascular™ system and Novo-nueral™ net. It's really difficult to tell them from the real thing (assuming of course that we are not a bio-engineered species ourselves).
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I like Troys because they hang on my every word and never ignore me!  So much better than real men!!!
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Anybody want a drink? Babette will bring it over. (She's been taking diction and elocution lessons. Please try and notice. She'd appreciate it.)
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Babette, be a babe and bring me a Blaine Blaster.
*dreamy sigh* Troy boys make the best boy toys.
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Babette, take this Blaine Blaster to the babe sitting by the fire-place. I think she might know something about Joseph Campbell's Hero With a Thousand Faces. Why don't you engage her in a conversation about the role of "the herald" in our own lives.
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The Present is Past
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It a middle-of-the-week kind of day...obviously! What do you recommend for such an occasion, Semi?
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Well, the middle is between the beginning and the end or between the Past and the Future - i.e., these are the days of Future Past. Now if you're as befuddled as I am, you'll need a drink, which leads me, aptly, to the introduction of SHAKES latest signature drink:
The Future Fizz
In a tall glass filled with ice, pour a shot of very good bourbon, a spritz of seltzer, a dash of bitters, a splash of sweet vermouth and top it off with ginger beer and a twist of lemon.
Enjoy.
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Semi, I'll take over now. Boys, what's your pleasure?
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Thanks, Babette. I need a rest. Troy will be in later to relieve you.
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I'm no boy, but I'll have a club soda, please.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Here you are darling. My but you're such a pretty little thing. How come you don't have a whole crowd of handsome boys begging for your attention?
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Babette, take this Blaine Blaster to the babe sitting by the fire-place. I think she might know something about Joseph Campbell's Hero With a Thousand Faces. Why don't you engage her in a conversation about the role of "the herald" in our own lives. If I had a dinner party and could invite anyone from LW, it'd be Semi, Cramey, Scooter & Caroline. I would be mesmerized, enlightened, and thoroughly entertained the entire night. If I could have my own gaggle of Troy-Brads, I'd pick Cobie, EDE, Abin, Kent, Numfies, Far, Future, & Lou. I'd dress them in palm fronds and flip-flops and they'd have to listen to me talk about every minute detail of my day. And how it made me feel. And then we'd have sex! *tee hee* The dinner party would be more fun, though. 
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I'll get this one, Babette.
Trackstar, that's your name, right? I've been a fan of yours for a long time. It would be such an honor to bring you a cocktail. May I?
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Sorceress
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Originally posted by Babette:
Here you are darling. My but you're such a pretty little thing. How come you don't have a whole crowd of handsome boys begging for your attention? Intimidation! Try and find a guy that's isn't intimidated by a woman with this much power. Troy and you are new faces, where have you been hiding?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Oh we've been working here at SHAKES almost from the beginning. Semi recently installed human interaction protocols in us. Now that I can converse, I feel almost like a real girl.
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*poke poke*
Well, you feel like a real girl, too. That ought to make Cobalt Kid very happy.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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Babette can talk now?
Wow. Next, we'll have color TV in here!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Originally posted by Troy:
I'll get this one, Babette.
Trackstar, that's your name, right? I've been a fan of yours for a long time. It would be such an honor to bring you a cocktail. May I? *swoons* Oh, Troy! I would so very much enjoy having you serve me your cocktail.
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The Present is Past
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Wow, thanks for the Future Fizz, Semi! Moving, speaking Troy & Babette? That WILL take some getting used to.
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Semi, I'd like to add this entry to the LW Directory. Does it meet with your approval or would you like to add/detract anything to/from it, darling?
Babette & Troy, droid servers employed at SHAKES. They are described as not having "metal skeletons. They are constructed of Neoderm™ over Ossi-form™, with a fully functionning Pari-vascular™ system and Novo-nueral™ net. It's really difficult to tell them from the real thing (assuming of course that we are not a bio-engineered species ourselves)."
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