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(re-enters)
Opps...your right, it's a good thing that I became a legal notary.
(pulls out stamp)
*STAMP STAMP STAMP*
(Shoves papers in clevage)
I thought I should file them as well. Now back to that mission.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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It's okay, Future. I foresee her breast sweat smearing the print anyways.
(Continues frisking Future. Quite thoroughly.)
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(Magically creates a cold front)
Sweat, in this cool climate? Please.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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The excess moisture created by her coldfront will coalesce on her puny breasts, smearing the print, Future.
Oh, you want to go upstairs, Future? Hmmmm, I think I'm late for a nail appointment.
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When did 32 D become puny?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Willikers! This is sure amusing, Future! Luckily us LW lotharios get to sit around and drink all day, with no remorse!  I think Miss T is making Viv jealous in her attempts to make the rest of us jealous! I hope your Homecoming Plans aren't ruined!
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(rubs Cobalt's arm)
Let's just say the after party may have been changed some.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Feh. It was just a past version of Future from before he met Viv. You people are so quick to judge.
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Judge, well somebody has to do it.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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17 martinis and some olives please. I just remembered I haven't eaten today.
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Time out ladies. Let us all be friends. I am activating my beautician protocol and I am setting up beside the picture window with the breath-taking view of Mt. Eruptus. Welcome to Babette's Bar-room Buff and File. Come on and let me do your nails.
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Sure thing, sugar. Let's soak those pinkies for a bit. I have a lovely mixture of glycerin, rosewater and lavender.
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Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane:
(rubs Cobalt's arm)
Let's just say the after party may have been changed some. <puts arm around Viviane> I like the way you think, Viv.
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The Present is Past
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Well! Have one too many Future Fizzes again and all of a sudden I'm frisked and have the rest of the MMB in an uproar!
It would seem Homecoming is still on, despite all this date swapping and trademarked LMB flirting!
I still plan to escort Viv, though if she chooses to go with someone else or do her own thing I can't stop her.
...wow. I'm incredibly noble and prolific when inebriated.
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Future, I could slap you!
(runs out the room in tears)
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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...there's no winning, is there?
I'm going back to Kid Prime's room now. With the leadership position he's so busy now that someone has to take care of the chores!
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Fine! If you prefer being frisked by that...ALT, instead of me, then you can have it. I guess I just be alone at the dance if nobody wants me then.
I knew Future wouldn't be satisfied with me, but I didn't know that he would cheat on me.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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The Present is Past
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Viv, I've never said I liked Miss T over you! I'd love to go to the dance still.
At the rate things are going though, perhaps I shall make my mark in LMB history by becoming the first ASEXUAL poster...
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Fine, I'll go with you.
But you weren't asexual last night.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I'd offer some love advice, but Outdoor Miner would choke on his beer if he knew *I* was the one offering it!
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Originally posted by Future:
Viv, I've never said I liked Miss T over you! Oh, so I'm that insignificant to you, then, Future? Look! I'm down! Kick Me! Feh! Take your waterheaded witch, then. Maybe you'll slip in her puddle and bang some sense in your head! *SOBS!!*
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I'll have a Joe n Jonnie,
Oh, and please give Missy T. a Shoulder to Cry On....
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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(Socks Abin in the jaw. Shakes her hand in pain.)
Darn! I should have taken my diamond rings off before I did that.
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Rubs jaw, Picks stray diamond out of Kurt Douglas-like dimple.
Missy, a Shoulder to Cry On is a drink I thought you might like, but since you're in such a mood...
Downs his drink, leaves....
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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