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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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(Brings Semi T. a caramel cake, one of her specialties.)
It has 10 paper thin layers and homemade caramel frosting. I hope you like it Semi!
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Wow, thanks, Miss T. I love caramel (I don't eat it often, because I have to keep in shape for thong season - but I love it all the same.)
Did you see who left all this mud in here?
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I was asleep for the mudslinging. Maybe Abin will clean it up as part of his janitorial service?
Now that it's autumn I can eat more cake and worry less about my butt in a thong (at least for now).
I do have a date lined up for this coming weekend, though. I usually hate being fixed up, but I'm looking forward to this Friday "knight." *tee hee*
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Golly! Me too! Good teeth, good hair, and good manners go a long way to one's hotness in my book o' love, though! And, down the road, good hands get extra points. *Tee HEE!*
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Did you see who left all this mud in here? Note to self: Avoid using colorful sayings around drunken sorceresses.
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Okay Semi, The mess is all cleaned up, now I think I'll have a Joe n' Jonnie...
Miner, next time... Oh never mind, she'll take whatever you say the wrong way...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Aw man, I told you guys to clean up the mud BEFORE Semi got back! Do I have to do everything myself?!? *mutter, grumble*
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At least Misty softened him up first with a delicious cake! Hopefully he won't be *too* upset about the mess...
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Originally posted by Re-AniMiner:
Note to self: Avoid using colorful sayings around drunken sorceresses. Just make sure you don't say "here's a little hair of the dog that bit you" too much when STU's around. We don't want a bald puppy!
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Thanks for cleaning up the mess Mr. Quank and Mr. Loser. Troy and Babette are off this holiday weekend, so I appreciate the help.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[QUOTE]Just make sure you don't say "here's a little hair of the dog that bit you" too much when STU's around. We don't want a bald puppy! Nor do we want a bunch of people being rushed to Medicus Two for rabies shots!
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Thanks for cleaning up the mess Mr. Quank and Mr. Loser. Troy and Babette are off this holiday weekend, so I appreciate the help. It's the least we could do. I hope Troy and Babette enjoy their holiday. Surely they deserve it having to tend to this lot all the time!
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*sigh* Troy is so dreamy. I hope he becomes a real boy soon. *tee hee*
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HI everyone.
Can I have a drink, Semi?
Touch the magic...
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What would you like Danny? It's great to see you here 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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One SPace COwboy on the rocks...
Touch the magic...
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Hi Danny, long time no see. How have you been?
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Hey Danny! How's things? Good to see you!
And you too, my favorite Bartenders. Now if only that drunken puppy could join us...
A bourbon for me, and I'll let you pick the brande, Semi...
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IM good! LIfe just has a way of keeping me busy...
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Ah, a virgin mary. How about a virgin caesar, intead? Clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce, dash of tabasco, celery salt, and a wedge of lime.
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Quick A glass of 20 year old port please i want to go back down stairs to watch a programme just for me. "Grumpy Old Men" on the BBC in which men of a "certain" age blast forth on modern day things than annoy them. Mobile phones today
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20 year old port coming right up. After "Grumpy Old Men," how about catching "Men with Breasts". I saw a bit of this last night on TLC (The Learning Channel). Very weird.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Ah, a virgin mary. How about a virgin caesar, intead? Clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce, dash of tabasco, celery salt, and a wedge of lime. Clamato juice? Well, one tries not to be rude, so I'll give it a go, Semi.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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