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Your "way," and where are you planning to go with me?

Where ever you'd like my dear.

You mean that.

Of course.

(This is going to end badly for me, isn't it...?)

I'd like for you to go to Medicus Two.

(Breaks glass and sticks him with the point end)

Have fun!

See, I knew it. Now I'm going to bleed all over Semi's nice clean floor.

*passes out*

Clean up on barstool #18!

Oh my. Babette, bring the first aid kit.

Loser, sweet punkin', let me bandage than for you. I'll kiss it better. Feel ok, sweet thing?

Thanks Babette.

Today is a special Ggrrgg Day celebration in honor of Cobie's home planet. In commemorating this special day, you are all asked to respect Ggrrggian tradition. Therefore please observe the following rule:

<font size="16">NO FLIRTING WITH COBIE TODAY</font s>

Violations of this rule will result in a one-day banishment to Dr. Mayavale's clinic.

Thanks Semi for having Ggrrgg day here at SHAKES for me!

*choke*

I knew my culture would be welcome, but I'm still choked up!

Just to make certain you don't get tempted, I gave Babette the day off.

What's a special Ggrrggian drink? I'll make it for you.

I think we usually drink the sacred drink of bourbon throughout this entire holiday season. A slow continuous buzz combnied with abstinence is a major part of Rrrkkkggghhh!

Ah, I get it. How about a Ggrrgian Manhattan?

Poor Cobie, maybe Babette better not serve him today.

I missed Ggrrgg day? Dang.

Better make up for it, I guess.

<lays out six shots of bourbon>

Miner, we can have a special Ggrrgg day for you too.

<font size="16">NO FLIRTING WITH MINER TODAY!</font s>

or you will forfeit your drinking privileges at SHAKES for 2 days.

Thanks, Semi, that's very sweet.

(Not that it was going to be an issue.)

**Purr**

Is rubbing against several of Miner's legs considered flirting?

**Purr**

Perhaps it's the carapace. Aren't you about due for a metamorphosis?

I'm unsure about the leg thing. So we'll let it go.

Few of my people opt for the metamorphosis deal. Too unpredictable. Last guy who tried it ended up looking like Tammy Faye Baker after a nine-round boxing match with Thor.

Semi, is there a private booth where I could enjoy a drink?

I'm avoiding the Ggrrggian out of respect for his Rickets month celebration.

Why you know that we have several private booths to the left of the fireplace, near the picture window overlooking the spectacular view of Mount Eruptus.

Miner, I think they can control the metamorphosis now. The worst you could end up looking like is Jim Baker, and I hear he's pretty popular in prison.