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Riddle me this, Legion World: ?
Who do you call when you need a discrete, reliable, thorough, accurate, and independent investigation of some matter?
? Why, that's not a conundrum at all! Just contact The Riddler Private Inquiries Agency! If you want to know it, we will find it out! For a small hourly fee, of course.
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by The Riddler: Riddle me this, Legion World:
[b]?
Who do you call when you need a discrete, reliable, thorough, accurate, and independent investigation of some matter?
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[/b]To get to the other side?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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    Eryk Davis Ester. CJ Taylor. Jailbait Lass. Everyday Girl. Find out all you can about them, and their connections to Cobalt Kid and LardLad. For that last one...just tell me what you can about your own history with her, the Red Bee, and the original Space Ranger on Legion World. The file the UP has seems to have a few holes in it.
Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
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Dear Riddler,
Glad to hear your back planet side, hopefully causing those wonderful heroes known as the LMB all kinds of trouble. I’m not one for nostalgia, so this isn’t much of a letter to keep in touch. I had the most surprising visitor the other day…a man who calls himself Space Ranger. This of course reminded me of how fruitful our partnership was and our greatest accomplishment: providing that hero with his grandest desire, the ability to make the ultimate sacrifice. Some might call it murder; I like to think of it as progress.
This new Space Ranger has all kinds of questions, and I was sure to complicate matters. But now he has my attention. I understand he is asking about Everyday Girl. I would like to be kept informed of this series of investigations. Should Everyday Girl be harmed, I would be very upset. No one is to lay even the slightest finger on her. She is mine to be loved and hated. She is my favorite of them all.
In the meantime, see about what you can do to help change my current surroundings. I get bored taunting the Royal Inquisitor all night about how his true love has forgotten him and will grow tired with being married to a convicted prisoner.
Best wishes,
The Red Bee
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Space Ranger,
My man should be delivering a full profile of Jailbait Lass and Everyday Girl to you this afternoon, assuming your check clears.
I am encountering some difficulty in the investigation of Eryk Davis Ester and CJ Taylor. There seems to be some... unclarity... about who they actually are and where they come from. I will continue to investigate.
Sincerely,
The Riddler
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You can be sure the check will clear. Money is not something I joke about.
As for Eryk Davis Ester and CJ Taylor that's unfortunate. It appears all files on those two (and LardLad) show similar results. I need to learn more about LardLad, and I need to learn it fast. Especially if those two are so closely connected with him...
By the way, I understand you're a man with many connections. I may have use for that at some point...
Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
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Time Trapper
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This new Ranger casts disdain on LWers, but snuggles up to villains like the Riddler?
I think a call to Internal Affairs (tm) is in order.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
This new Ranger casts disdain on LWers, but snuggles up to villains like the Riddler?
Can't blame him for that one. Frank Gorshin was the coolest of the lot.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Originally posted by The Riddler:
Space Ranger,
My man should be delivering a full profile of Jailbait Lass and Everyday Girl to you this afternoon, assuming your check clears.
I am encountering some difficulty in the investigation of Eryk Davis Ester and CJ Taylor. There seems to be some... unclarity... about who they actually are and where they come from. I will continue to investigate.
Sincerely,
The Riddler Ohmygod, like Mr. Riddler your man made a little teeny mistake. He was like trying to take a few pictures like inside the LW High School Cheerleaders Locker Room but he kinda didn't know that we let Stoopid Cat and Jinx loose in there just before he snuck in... Well, it's like kinda like this... Your man ain't like delivering nothin to like nobody for a few weeks... <Giggle> You like really should have bought him some better like medical coverage...
Hi! How are you?
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