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I'LL DEAL WITH YOU AFTER I FIND THAT RATFINK FANFIC LADY!

THERE'S FUSCHIA NAIL POLISH WITH ICE BLUE SPARKLES *ALL OVER* MY TOM SERVO POSTER!!!!! [FUME] AND THERE'S ONLY *ONE* LEGION WORLDER WHO'D WEAR SUCH RIDICULOUS NAIL POLISH AND I'M GONNA' FIND HER AND WHEN I DO--

[growl]

WHERE ARE MY PAAAAANNNNTTTSSS!!!!

...

...nah, just kidding.

Look at that Harmonia. Just because Chemical Kid is younger, she's dissing him. Age isn't everything, you immortal snot!

Ibby, just because someone posts a panel, that doesn't mean you have to diss it! Stop bashing Harmonia, dammit, or I'll hunt you down and make you listen to [insert trendy-to-bash- celeb here]!

Chemical Kid just wants a manhunt. (Of course he does! Look at the way he dresses!) But that homophobic Harmonia Li is having none of it! Outrage!

If you thought she was snotty in that panel. look at the next part.




Brainy concurs and just look at that expression! A Dox/Li love in look coupled ( >ahem< ) with a smugness against her teammates, as they must be soooo wrong.

GET A ROOM GUYS! OR AT LEAST A LAB!

Stupid homophobic Harmonia! I bet if Lyle or Condo were still alive she would totally have them expelled!

I think this might fit here: http://judedeluca.tumblr.com/post/81551476377/venting-about-the-last-few-days

Bah! Besides SK, nobody else has posted here in more than a week! You're all so lazy!

Look, Invisi-LOSER, I made my own coffee AND buttered toast this morning ALL ALONE!! I have WORKED MY FINGERS TO THE BONE in the name of GOOD NUTRITION!!! So until you're ready to fire all those servants you have bringing you breakfast every morning, I'll THANK YOU to KEEP YOUR JUDGMENTAL TONE TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!11

Excuuuuuuse me, cleome with the odd name that's hard to make a pun of! Who says I have servants? I make my own breakfast too AND I DON'T WHINE ABOUT IT!

Why aren't more people greeting Nightcrawler in his birthday thread?!?!? Do you all hate him now?!?!?!

It's all that hair you got in his birthday omelette when you fixed it! (Plus the champagne in the Mimosas was FLAT! FLAT, I TELL YOU!!) [sobs brokenly]

NEXT TIME, PUT ON A HAIRNET FIRST LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE! SHEESH!!

I said sunny side up, and my servant Lester brought me a *poached* egg.

SUNNY SIDE UP, SPIFFANY! <throws plate of breakfast at servant> HOW HARD IS THAT! NOW CLEAN THAT UP! AND BRING ME ANOTHER BREAKFAST! AND THEN SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!

IN THAT ORDER, THIS TIME!

Sigh. Good help is so hard to find. Bad help, on the other hand, never seems to go away...

And what happened to MAKING YOUR OWN FOOD, cleome? You're turning into the very person you hate most!!!

Cooking your own food is a fad for hipsters! HIPSTERS, I SAY!

Having others cook your food is equally passé.

DOWN WITH FOOD! LEARN TO SUBSIST ENTIRELY ON AMBIENT ETHERIC ENERGY (vril, orgone or phlogiston, your choice)!

Oh, so NOW you're asking us to just blindly follow the next celebrity fad? So if those Hollywood stars suddenly go around wearing teapots for hats I suppose you would too!

<removes teapot from head quickly>

NO! AND DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY HAT!

<sob, choke!>

I didn't mean to make you cry! *whimpers* Oh, I'm so sorry!


Must punish myself!!


*forces self to look at Rob Liefeld's drawings*

NO! Not Rob Liefield drawings! Step back from the ledge, you're too young!

No! I must do this! DON'T STOP ME FROM ERASING MY SHAME AT CAUSING YOU EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!

All this fighting is distressing me so!!!!! Call an ambulance for me!

Gah! Had you said "Call me an ambulance" I could then have typed "You're an ambulance."

But was the set up for the joke done properly? Was it? No! This is why we're doing another season in Panto this Christmas Quis! This!

All this talk about comedy, but nobody talks about the environment! What about the plants and animals heading for extinction?! Aren't you feeling the rapidly increasing heat over there? Huh?! Huh?!