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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Coipel's Tharok was kinda sexy!
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Computo technolgy downloaded into his mainframe, so he can hook up on chat lines.


I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Tharok may have been quite the stud before his accident. He certainly had the legs for it. He was totally rocking those short shorts and still wore them on his human half.


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Top hat - any man looks good in a top hat...

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Cobie says Tatoo
Cobie says Tatoo

Tatoo, Tatoo
Tatoo, Tatoo

Let's call the whole thing off


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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And come to think of it, Tharok should totally don a tux, purchase a piano, and become a boite singer a la the great Bobby Short!


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He's just been looking for love in all the wrong places ...


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Maybe he should state which way "IT" was hanging when he was divided into cyborg and human halves.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Replace his robot half with a probe half ... Is artificial blue skin less creepy than robot parts?

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... by not being a member of a murderous terrorist organization alongside people who call themselves "Empress", carry axes, destroy planets, or are screaming lightning blasting giants.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
#34439 07/29/12 02:50 AM
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bionic penis
How awful!!!


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#34440 07/29/12 03:33 AM
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Learn to listen. And make lots of eye contact. With his non-mechanical eye.

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[b]bionic penis
How awful!!! [/b]
Maybe it's detachable!


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Have him speak in an Arnold Schwarzenegger-sounding accent.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Try to stop chatting up the kitchen appliances in all the restaurants he goes on dates in.


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Stop inviting them to take over the UP on the first date. Not ALL ladies are into that.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Realise that going after ladies who have had plastic surgery is no substitute for a lady that can keep their globes raised naturally.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Grow a tasteful goatee.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Cosplay two different characters at once!


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Disguise self as Two-Face, who is infinitely more charming.

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