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Coming soon from fellow sentient thoth, one hears.
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HELP! Save me form this mutant octopu-- OH. It just ate my penis. Never mind. Death, I welcome you.
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Tsk Lash. One post in and already it's all smut. Let's at least try to keep some cultural standards.
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My portrayal of man whose penis got eaten by mutant octopus is very realistic, everyone says so!!!
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No one gets to see the Octopus!
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My portrayal of man whose penis got eaten by mutant octopus is very realistic, everyone says so!!!
Oh yeah? Well, the G-Man wants to challenge you to a...uh...penis-off?
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A penis-off? Sounds like a challenge nobody can win.
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Is tittering the correct response when someone get's their unmentionables removed? Or should it be more of a guffaw?
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I was thinking more of a nervous laugh and a wince.
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Does the manly protective crossing of legs happen automatically or should it be delayed to happen with the wince?
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I've read it should be done together with the pained "oomph" of sympathy.
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Octopus gonna fire up its big iron skillet!
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You can see the "But how's it lighting a fire on the seabed?" look of shock on their little faces. Awww sweet (but can be seasoned for eating preference).
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Octopus eating woodpeckers is a sign of the apocalypse.
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Octopi the refreshment table!
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Nice legs, Nemesis. Sure I'll give them a nice rubbing. Don't worry, Tennessee boys don't Titter, that's a faggy Texas THANG.
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Little Lotta in Foodland ran at least 27 issues??
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Nice legs, Nemesis. Sure I'll give them a nice rubbing. Don't worry, Tennessee boys don't Titter, that's a faggy Texas THANG.
Trish PLEASE. You already done tittered up one side of LW and down the other.
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Little Lotta in Foodland ran at least 27 issues??
It just grew and grew in popularity, gaining a lot of cultural weight.
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That FOODLAND cover has more phallic imagery than I'm comfortable with. And I'm Hella gay.
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Years later, a drunken Dunc would confess to friends that this tentacle fumble beneath the waves was the best he ever had.
Ollie the Octopus would also be unable to move on. There was a short lived comics career crossover with Super Turtle, but his heart was no longer in it, and he became ...
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