Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! things LSH has taught you

If you can only use one power at a time, you should always say so out loud, so that everyone around you will be clear on that fact.

Don't forget to take the anti-lead serum, silly, cuz sure enough, THAT'LL be the day someone wants to shoot you with a red sun ray gun!

Nothing warms up the clubhouse like a computer-judged kissing contest and a rip roaring game of Spaceopoly.

If your HQ gets destroyed, don't sweat it - it can be rebuilt!

If tracking powers earn you a place in the Legion, be sure to remind yourself of same every time you appear.

You should always state your *level* of intelligence if it is the abilitiy that got you into the Legion.

when your team's most successful years are their young adult era, keep rebooting them over and over back to their teens, and then complain that it's no longer as successful a book.

Much like "Monster Ballads" did, LSH taught me how to love!

The LSH has taught me that the thirties kinda suck! Imagine how I must feel now that I've hit 40!

(Sorry, is that TMI?)

Dean -- The catastrophe that caused the earth to shift on its axis so that Sydney is the new South Pole, clearly slowed the earth down in its path around the sun by a factor of 2.5. So a 31th century 16 year old is equivalent to a 21st century 40 year old.

40's not so bad. After a while the failing memory makes you forget how much fun your 20's really were. The Legion has taught me that if you talk lots of annoying nonsense you'll get a management position.

Get elected to Senate so that you can host and star in your own "reality" shows.

Rub it in that you don't need a flight ring to fly.