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Tempus Fugitive
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248. Look, I had to ask the damsel to swipe her card somewhere. These tight costumes don't come with pockets you know.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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249. ...I refused to sleep with Howard The Duck. Hey, I don't dig feathers okay?
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250. My credit score was lower than expected
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251. Dressing like the Portlandia statnue isn't practical on windy days. Wardrobe fail, don'cha' know. ![shocked shocked](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/shocked.gif)
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252. They started a prayer circle and that just freaked me out
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Tempus Fugitive
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253. There was a casting couch for team auditions. Yuck!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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254. My role model was Maxwell Lord
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255. As a grim pulp anti hero, I quit when my agent suggested a Disney crossover. That was then...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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256. I refused to have a talking animal sidekick.
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257. I was reported to the FBI while looking for a teen sidekick
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258. I haven't been able to find an arch-enemy
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Tempus Fugitive
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259. I was kicked out of the League when it was discovered that my supporting cast were cardboard cut outs.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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260. I kept talking about my weakness to reporters
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261. I really don't like being hit
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262. I didn't really like hitting other people, even the bad guys
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Tempus Fugitive
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263. Having villain therapy sessions was considered not to be Actioney enough for Action Comics.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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264. After fighting Bacteria Betty, my union suit deteriorated while flying over the city. 48 solved cases, and the police call me a perv for mooning the city.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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265. Oh, NO killing. Sorry, missed that part.
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Tempus Fugitive
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266. Not even other heroes could stand me - Mime Lad
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267. I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.... that guy just wanted to shake my hand so badly... How was I to know that... that...
*sob*
- Wither
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Tempus Fugitive
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268. Flicking snot at super speed is a *great* power. But would they listen?
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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270. I couldn't remember people's code names
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271. Missed the big crossover event due to incapacitating ingrown toenail surgery.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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272. Apparently, I'm too diverse to succeed in a comic
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