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Joined: Aug 2006
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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My evil laugh was more of a giggle...
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Unseen, not unheard
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I kept apologizing to the people I robbed. I even brought one to the clatch to say sorry.
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Wanderer
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All they had left in the costume shop was a chicken suit.
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Tempus Fugitive
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They found out I wasn't the reverse flash. I was just Barry Allen who put his costume on the wrong way one day.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Time Trapper
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My codename was Legume Lad. Things heated up when I saw Ignatia across a crowded Supervillain Rant Party!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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On Karaoke night, I did the Weird Al versions of all the songs.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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...my name was Log Lad. They said it was too disgusting.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Tempus Fugitive
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Everyone alive on Earth will die in 130 years! All of them!
What? Yes, a lot will be of old age and they'll have descendants, but you'll get what you asked for!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Look, I didn't know Shite Mite was there when I had to go. It was an emergency, aw'right?!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Tempus Fugitive
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I don't just call myself The Puritan when I'm dealing with the heroes. Now, let's have a look at this big list of things you're all now prohibited from doing.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Captain Cold gave me the shivers, Mirror Master said I was a bad reflection, and Professor Zoom said I had no future.
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I kept criticizing the others' puns.
Everyone knows puns are so lasy century. Limericks and haikus are the way to go.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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I absolutely refused to modernize. "Limericks and puns, say you?" said I, only to realize that "Cei-U" summons the Thunderbolt. 
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Late Guy here. Look, they shouldn't have left me in charge of dismantling the timer if the ransom was paid. LOOK AT MY NAME, for Beezelbub's sake.
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Tempus Fugitive
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When they complained about me wrestling them to the ground all the time, I realised I hadn't joined the Super Villain Clutch of Space after all.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I had no concept of personal space.
Which was fine with most guys, except for Exploding Elmer...
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Because I hacked SalsaMan's account and flooded his server with lolcat vids. Completely ruined his "take over the world and rule evilly!" plan, I know. Yeah, I know Salsaman is a badguy! What, you thought I was only evil to the good guys? The guy's a jerk. Mexican night and do you think he would share is salsa Supreme with nacho's with anyone? Nope. Don't bring that weak sauce into my house and not share. Killed the party flat.
nooooonononononooooooooooooooooo
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Poison Ivy got pissed when she asked me to water her precious plants while in Arkum. I'm Catcus Man lady. I don't need much water. Just a sip once a month. Has she ever heard of succulents? Her stupid plants need water that much? Eeeeeeexxxxxccccccuuuuuuusssssseeeeeeee Me!
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Tempus Fugitive
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Listen, I was under pressure. A defeat by the JLA, another by the Titans and Infinity Inc. No therapy, and it was like I got released at the end of every month. "The new Doctor Light" they were saying. Whispering all...the...time. Then my robbery got interrupted by Little Boy Blue and the Blue Boys. I wasn't going down like Light. But now the kids' faces are on milk cartons, I'm suddenly too evil. "Messing with the status quo" said the Injustice League. Of, course none of it's their fault. Oh No. People have got to take a long look at themselves and the society they bring about. That's all I'm saying. - Professor Flashbulb.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I wouldn't take candy from a baby.
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Tempus Fugitive
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I told them that I had an army of 30 at my disposal. But they were less pleased when they found out that the "Baby-Face" in my name is related to the crèche I attend. - Baby Face Kid, two and a half.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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Said I'd punch out anyone who called me Muffin-Top Maid. And did.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tyr was mean to me and my name, so I left in the huff - Carburettor Cal
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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When I posted the video of Luthor teaching Solomon Grundy to Cha Cha, they said I had belittled the "grand dignity" of the team as a whole.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Maybe it wasn't wise for me to come in full tilt at the last meeting of the Secret Society of Super Villains. But that's who I am. I really wasn't trying to plow down Scarecrow. Sorry, Tiller Man
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