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"Your bowel movements are so regular, it's sexy"  
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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I know a lot of bottom boys who would appreciate that line though
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"I've been on Dr. Pimple Popper!"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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"Well *that's* quite the unusual smell."
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Re: BAD pick-up lines
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"Well *that's* quite the unusual smell." Read any Julie Doucet recently, Cleome?
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Uh... Not *recently*, no.... 
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Tee hee  Bad pick-up line: "You remind me of a comfy old pair of slippers"
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Someone used me on this recently:
"You look much more manly than all the other gay Asians I know."
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[jaw drop] All right that's it. Pick-ups are now  . We're just gonna' collect stamps and bake muffins instead.
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I've had worse, cleome. Won't go into details, but apparently many men cannot believe that a gay asian man can be dominant or masculine.
their loss ;-)
Yay muffins!
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 "Do you like Pina Coladas?"
Last edited by cleome53; 01/01/20 10:43 PM.
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*sends seven nudes*
"Hey!"
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A guy actually hit me up on Grindr with "It wipes the lotion on its skin"
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Yeah, that was a block
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What does that even mean?!?
On Grindr, my profile says clearly that I am Asian and (more) of a top (the "active" role). Cue the guys playing into stereotypes that Asians are all bottoms ("passive").
"Wow, I've never met an Asian top before!"
"Asian tops exist?"
My standard answer:
"Who do you think top all the Asian bottoms in Asia? They just wait around for a foreigner to show up?!"
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IB, that line of Myg's is from the serial killer in Silence Of The Lambs. Man, I wish I didn't know this. Talk about your overrated, overhyped (and very homophobic/transphobic/badly dated) franchises. Aaaanyway... "I've got a Protean in my pants and everyone's invited!"
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Oh heavens.
That would be a horrible way to end a date.
Thanks for explaining the reference, cleome.
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Most Grindr interactions start out bad.
"Hey.
Horny?
Big dick?
Nice dick?
Pics?
Now?
Host?"
I go: "Are you able to speak in sentences of more than one word?"
and there are guys who go ballistic if you don't reply for the insanely long time of... 5 minutes.
"Why aren't you replying to me??'"
I go "you just sent this 3 minutes ago, you think I just sit around glued to my Grindr account?????"
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Being glued to a grinder sounds kinda' painful. Then again, I'm old now and few things excite me as much as the thought of a nice nap. 
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Wanderer
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Oooooh a nice nap sounds lovely
Pick up line:
"You're hotter than the guy I got syphilis from"
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I'll bet Cleome likes to take catnaps. Cramey, too, probably.  Pick up line: "I want to be the Professor Higgins to your Eliza Doolittle."
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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"Hey, can I come over? I can't host, my boyfriend is home..."
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"Want to tie one on?" [whips out snapshot of four-poster bed] 
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"Hey, I am handsome man from Congo, I believe in LOVE, can I come live with you?"
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"Hey, I see your water just broke but can I get your number?"
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"I'm fluent in twenty languages, but I can't say 'NO' in any of them."
(R.I.P. - Mad magazine. You were enjoyed.)
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"Show me your ****".
I get that at least twice a day.
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